KIM

This movie looks well funny. http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/mf/frame?theme=minfo&lid=wmv-100-p.1543617-181156,wmv-300-p.1543618-181156,wmv-700-p.1543619-181156,wmv-1000-p.1543620-181156&id=1809425690&f=1809425690&mspid=1809804809&type=t

.....Show. Looks like its gonna be a good one. ;) If any of you caught the episode in the last series where the lads went caravanning, I think you'll agree that, bar a few hiccups, it all went rather well. In fact, even as we watched the firemen put the last of the flames out, there was a general agreement that Jeremy, Richard and James should try this holiday lark again, and so, this week, you'll be able to see their American Fly-Drive special. The trip began in Miami, Florida, but instead of renting some dull saloon with white paint and velour trim from Avis, the three of them were each given $1,000 and a morning to see if they could buy an interesting car - a car with a few character lines around its grille, and a few stories to tell - for the same money you'd spend on a fortnight's rental. As it turned out, the buying alone was worth a film, because $1,000 doesn't actually get you much any more, which meant our expat trio spiralled further and further down the food-chain of Miami's car culture, until they ended up in a part of the city where the car dealers were outnumbered by the crack dealers. Clarkson's salesman, for example, broke out his handgun and telescopic-sighted rifle much more often than he did his Glass's Guide. Eventually though, cars were bought. Jeremy, typically, overstretched himself and bought a five-litre Chevy Camaro, the murderer's muscle car of choice. In fact, it even had the shirt of the last hitchhiker victim stuffed in the boot. James, true to form, returned with a 15-year-old shagged Cadillac that had its suspension tuned by a trampoline maker, and Hammond, always a big fan of Brokeback Mountain, arrived in a battered old Dodge pick-up truck. With the buying done, the adventure really began. The TG holiday cars had to be tested, so they headed north on an 800-mile road trip that aimed to take them up through Florida, across Alabama and Mississippi to the finish point of New Orleans. That's a tough trip for bargain basement cars that even the lowest low life in Miami wouldn't be seen in. But to make life even harder, there were naturally some Top Gear challenges along the way. So tune in to see what happens when the boys run into the Stig's hillbilly cousin and find out what they cook up when they have to live off roadkill. If that little lot doesn't kill them, will the Alabama Inflammatory Statement Down The Side Of the Car Challenge finish the job?

Thought I was seeing things?

pmsl :rofl: :rofl:

Good to have you back dude. ;)

PMSL, fooking spot on. :rofl: :rofl:

You really need to get a women mate. ;) :rofl:

Nice One chap ;)

Love it, brilliant mate. :D

Hmmm, wonder why there are no side view photo's??

The Sarah,total waste of..... has been moved to Private Forums/Off Topic.

The view from my office window :p pmsl :rofl:

Surely someone has summat decent to talk about??? :D

I locked it, because members were just taliking about shite, and completley went off topic. So what if the site clock is an hour fast? It doesnt take brains to work out what the actual time is, Does it? :rant: ;)

I think this thread has kinda lost its way a bit. :confused:

Didint that top window used to be John Boy Walton's bed room? LOL :x: :rofl: :D

Do they play banjo's and chase piglets where you live bud?? (Only Kidding) ;) :rofl:

Paul, it was me that it happened to mate, but it was someone else who did it. I was not fookin happy. :rant:

Fookin ell Hunnipie, you just made me s**t my self. I cant llok at your post long enough to read it. and im being serious. :confused: :eek:

No I dont think I should have.... but what can I say, if ya scared of summat, then you are. :p

:cry: :cry:

OK, I will tell ya. when me and mac used to do the doors, one saturday after closing, me and mac were in the disabled toilets washing claret off the wall, as we had given a couple of dealers a bit of a slap (like ya do). Mac said oh Kim look at that, I looked up, and there was a fookin huge spider on the wall. all Mac heard was bang,bang. this was me, running as fast as I could through 2 sets of fire doors. I new Mac was behing me, and I thought he had it in his hands. I made a run for the club entrance, not realising it was bolted, I smashed into the doors, bending the bolt in two. George (Club Owner), and the other doormen, came running to the foyer, as they thought something was kicking off. George looked at me and mac and said....What the fooks going on? then I said......George..Macs chasing me with a spider! there was deadly silence, with george walking back into the club, looking at the ground, shaking his head. Errr...and thats it. ;) :rofl:

:x: Im saying nothing, ask MAC1. ;)

You may have to stick up for someone & defend them, even if you know that they are a total W****R. :confused:

The gear boxes and engines were fine on the Rovers, but the bodywork was made out of cardboard, in fact no, cardboard lasts longer. ;) :rofl: