Come to papa! "Sexxxxyyyy, everything about you is sooo sexxxyyyy!"

 

 

 

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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Emo Philips

If that doesn't float your boat - then nothing will!

Wish I had the 30k to spend cause that would be sold.

 

Man that's fookin Top that is.......

 

Matty.

 

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Matty boy, you sorted your car now then homes???

 

Can't make it round your way on Friday matey, have an urgent appointment at the Skoda garage back home to see a man about a dog!

 

Well actually Red Adaire is gonna try and cap my oil leak for me now that I've finally put the flames out by farting on it. ROFL

 

Que bad joke...ROFL

 

GULF WAR HERO

 

It was the end of the Gulf War. The Arabs stared over at the oil fields and watched them burning. Day and night the flames roared into the sky. The Arabs pondered on how they were going to put out the fires when one Arab suggested that they ring 'Red Adare'.

 

Red Adare was contacted but informed the Arabs that he was busy for the next six months. Red Adare told the Arabs that they should ring his cousin Paddy O Dare from Co Mayo in Ireland.

 

The Arab got on the phone and contacted Paddy. The Arab explained the problem with the Oil Fields to Paddy and asked if he could help. Paddy Replied: "No Problem." The Arab asked him how quick he could get there and how much would it cost?.

 

Paddy Replied: "I can be there in 10 Hours and it'll cost ya' $10,000. "Great"; said the Arab and hung up the phone.

 

The Arabs waited in the desert, still watching the flames shooting into the sky, when all of a sudden an open top truck with four Red haired Paddys comes roaring over the sand dunes and head straight into the oil field.

 

The Arabs shouted to no avail, and the truck drove straight into one of the burning rigs. They jumped out, took off their denim jackets and proceeded to beat the fire out with them. The Arabs watched with amazement and two days later the oil rig fire was out. The four Paddys walked to the Arabs and one said...."Jazus..that was rough!"

 

The Arab, while writing the check for $10,000, said to Paddy; "And what are you going to buy with all this money?. "Paddy Replied: "Well, the first thing I going to buy a set of brakes for that fcuking truck!"

 

 

 

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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Emo Philips

At 1.5 Bar boost it made:

545 BHP engine power.

399 BHP wheel power.

 

 

That's a lot of transmission loss ! Maybe it's good that Zed's were never made 4wd.

Originally posted by AndyP:

At 1.5 Bar boost it made:

545 BHP engine power.

399 BHP wheel power.

 

 

That's a lot of transmission loss ! Maybe it's good that Zed's were never made 4wd.

 

You're not kidding mate!

 

Lardy Shed-X weighing in at more than George Foreman on a comeback with 4wd would equate to...

 

545BHP Engine Power

96BHP "Fiesta Flight 1.4" Wheel Barrow

 

 

 

 

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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Emo Philips

Originally posted by AndyP:

At 1.5 Bar boost it made:

545 BHP engine power.

399 BHP wheel power.

 

 

That's a lot of transmission loss ! Maybe it's good that Zed's were never made 4wd.

 

 

And neither are Skylines

 

 

 

 

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->Glen

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Skyline GT-R

'You dont so much drive this car -

as hang on for dear life..'

J.Clarkson

Wooooooo Mr Smarty Pants eh??? LOL

 

Variable though aren't they? Distributes power when it needs to???

 

 

 

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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Emo Philips

Did you read Japanese Performance magazine this month?

there's a feature on a Skyline rolling road day.

The top GTR 33 recorded 714bhp at 8520rpm!

they had 5 people inside to keep it on the rollers!

Yeah that was Gary the Skyline god aka Mr GT-ART

 

They couldn't keep the thing on the rollers LMAO! it was like a wild buckeroo (tim knows all about wild buckaroos)

 

 

Its an animal !!!

 

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->Glen

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Skyline GT-R

'You dont so much drive this car -

as hang on for dear life..'

J.Clarkson

Anyone know who owns that white beauty? The FV reg looks like its reg'd up Blackpool way.

Nick

It belongs to a guy called Keith and it is Rod Bell tuned, it is a serious motor chariot!

 

 

 

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->Glen

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Skyline GT-R

'You dont so much drive this car -

as hang on for dear life..'

J.Clarkson

Looks even better out in the real world! Now what can I sell to raise some funds!?!?!

Nick