This one surely takes some believing and it's not even April! Taken from todays Nottingham Evening Post.

 

TEENAGE GIRL: I FOUND A BAT IN MY BRA!

 

A teenager spoke of her shock after finding a bat curled up in the bra she had been wearing for five hours.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, initially thought it was her mobile phone causing movement in her clothing.

But when she investigated, she found the stowaway creature, hidden in the padding pocket of her 34FF black bra.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly," said the hotel receptionist.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

Later, after eliminating her phone as the cause of the movement, she discovered a baby bat.

"I just lost my breath when I saw it and I did not know what it was at first," she said.

The bat escaped to a dark corner of the office, before being captured by a colleague and released.

"Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really," said Miss Hawkins, who lives and works in Norwich.

"It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it."

i would'nt mind being that bat with them 34ff norks

Breasts are seriously overrated! :D:x:

Breasts are seriously overrated! :D:x:

 

poof :x::rofl:

I am a Breast man, But think about it, What is it about them? when all said and done, they are just flesh and tissue. :rolleyes:

FFS how the fvck would'nt you feel that, she must be hard to please in the bedroom :rofl: :rofl:

But when she investigated, she found the stowaway creature, hidden in the padding pocket of her 34FF black bra.

 

Does a 34FF bra really need a padding pocket??? You would have thought there was enough padding in there already!! :rofl:

And heres a pic.

 

Her bra was black, Cooper, you con man!

 

Post a few more and see if you can get it right!

And heres a pic.

 

 

The bats been squeezed out by the puppies! :D

Lmfao