Admin`s, if this aint appropriate, feel free to move it ! True tho !

 

About our great Government !!

 

The country was in such a terrible state,

Parliament rose for a budget debate,

It was quite a few moments before Gordy spoke

When he did he said "Sex will cost ten quid a poke"

 

Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick,

The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,

Chris Smith said "Now Gordon look here,

Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer ?"

 

Mandy arose and looked very glum,

"Will I be exempt coz I only like bum"

Gordon replied and sounded quite airy

"You'll ****ing pay double, you dirty old fairy"

 

Up got Hague to tremendous applause,

He grabbed Margaret Beckett, and whipped off her drawers

He straddled across her and ****ed her at will

Then shouted at Gordon "Put that on your bill"

 

Prescott shouted "I think I'll resign

I haven't had pussy for a very long time

I dream every night of a big juicy crutch

But ten quid a jump is a bit ****ing much"

 

The debate carried on, oh what a night

Many were bonking any woman in sight

The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too

And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through

 

So now in the bedrooms of England each night

There's many a fanny closed up good and tight

They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes

And now the *******s are taxing our pokes

 

If ten quid a time is the price we must pay,

It's now with ourselves we are forced to play,

So to quench our frustration, we must have a ****

For the state of our country, we have Gordon to thank.

 

Alan..........

Lol! Now if that was studied in school people would pay attention!

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Amazing! Very good

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