so with this whole woman judge a man by the car he drives..... pah what cr@p.... you men do it too :rolleyes:

 

On my way home this evening... dual carriageway, me in the zed on the outside lane, fella pulls up in his golf on the inside lane... side by side. I look over, he gives me the thumbs up so politely I smile back and nod kinda thing :)

 

Cars move a couple of meters, he comes up side by side again, winds the windo down... I wind mine down and this is how it went...

 

Him: wow nice car, is it yours?

Me: yep ... thanks.

Him: how fast does it go?

Me: we'll I've taken it to xxx and its 283 BHP so still more left in it.

Him: F'ing awesome! I'd love to go for a spin in that...

Me: .

Him: Are you married, are you looking for a man? Here take my number...

Me: and burst out laughing....

 

At that point thank fook the traffic moved!

 

 

uh oh stand still again!! There was a road to my left, and I said in my head, if he comes side by side again, I'll whizz off to the left and detour!

 

Look over and he is hooting .. side by side again :wack: and he's only gone and written his number on a piece of paper :shock:

 

I just laughed and turned left..... left him to it :)

 

now if I was in any other car... a fiesta or whatever.... that would of never happened :rofl:

 

so, men also judge women by their cars :D ... FACT! :rofl:

 

:slap:

so with this whole woman judge a man by the car he drives..... pah what cr@p.... you men do it too :rolleyes:

 

On my way home this evening... dual carriageway, me in the zed on the outside lane, fella pulls up in his golf on the inside lane... side by side. I look over, he gives me the thumbs up so politely I smile back and nod kinda thing :)

 

Cars move a couple of meters, he comes up side by side again, winds the windo down... I wind mine down and this is how it went...

 

Him: wow nice car, is it yours?

Me: yep ... thanks.

Him: how fast does it go?

Me: we'll I've taken it to xxx and its 283 BHP so still more left in it.

Him: F'ing awesome! I'd love to go for a spin in that...

Me: .

Him: Are you married, are you looking for a man? Here take my number...

Me: and burst out laughing....

 

At that point thank fook the traffic moved!

 

 

uh oh stand still again!! There was a road to my left, and I said in my head, if he comes side by side again, I'll whizz off to the left and detour!

 

Look over and he is hooting .. side by side again :wack: and he's only gone and written his number on a piece of paper :shock:

 

I just laughed and turned left..... left him to it :)

 

now if I was in any other car... a fiesta or whatever.... that would of never happened :rofl:

 

so, men also judge women by their cars :D

 

:slap:

this is my number if you want it 07790***084 . by the way nice car .

:rofl: :rofl: ^ ^ ^

 

someone will put that in all the phone boxes now.. :D 'free gay sex' :rofl: :rofl:

this is my number if you want it 077***3084 . by the way nice car .

 

rofl......surely u can't be that bad looking that you need a zed to get guys?? ;-p

rofl......surely u can't be that bad looking that you need a zed to get guys?? ;-p

 

I need more than a zed ... maybe he think's Im rich due to running costs

 

girl, zed, money... poor sucker doesnt know zed owners are in debt :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

disclaimer: zed owners in debt - is a joke!

I need more than a zed ... maybe he think's Im rich due to running costs

 

girl, zed, money... poor sucker doesnt know zed owners are in debt :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

disclaimer: zed owners in debt - is a joke!

 

shouldnt drive around topless then you wouldnt get soo much attention!!:nono:

shouldnt drive around topless then you wouldnt get soo much attention!!:nono:

 

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

shouldnt drive around topless then you wouldnt get soo much attention!!:nono:

 

:wack: I knew there must of been a reason for his excitement ..... so if its not the car... its the boobs!

 

Can we start a collection ...

 

'Help Athene have a breast reduction' .....

:wack: I knew there must of been a reason for his excitement ..... so if its not the car... its the boobs!

 

Can we start a collection ...

 

'Help Athene have a breast reduction' .....

 

I'm gonna start a protest against that collection!!! :rofl:

:wack: I knew there must of been a reason for his excitement ..... so if its not the car... its the boobs!

 

Can we start a collection ...

 

'Help Athene have a breast reduction' .....

 

next you will want an op to get a willy:eek::wack:

next you will want an op to get a willy:eek::wack:

 

:rofl: I think not!

'Help Athene have a breast reduction' .....

 

you bloody need it as well darlin :x: ;)

you bloody need it as well darlin :x: ;)

 

exactly so get donating :D :rofl:

exactly so get donating :D :rofl:

 

ok, my donation'll be in a test tube in tomorrows post ;) :rofl:

ok, my donation'll be in a test tube in tomorrows post ;) :rofl:

 

 

next you will want an op to get a willy:eek::wack:

 

I bloody hope not !!!! lol

you bloody need it as well darlin :x: ;)

 

Rubbish!!

 

 

 

 

 

really??? I'm sure evidence to back your allegations wouldn't go amiss...:p