Just cruising back from a great night at the greyhounds with my girlfriend, taking it easy along Brighton seafront. keeping to the speed limit(rare!!)

When two chav's come zooming behind me, revving and flashing lights, trying to get me to go for it. So i stick to the limit, as i got the tops off i really cant be asked with them. Im chilling.

 

Not the car behind me, but the twit behind him, decides he wants to overtake his mate and me, so off onto the other side of the road he goes, with his engine screaming he flies past his mate, then as he is level with me, his mate decides to join him.

As im still on the right side of the road now level with this pathetic crappy CRX and Fiesta on the wrong side, he looks at me rides his clutch and revs to show me how much power he has.

I look ahead and cant believe what is at the road junction waiting to turn right (our direction) But a very nice silver Merc police car (traffic) watching it all

 

For some reason, the two chavs slow down and pull in behind me. At which point the police car is now flashing his lights, so i slow down and bring the idiots to a stop, the copper pulls along side me, and says" dont worry mate, its not you i want to chat with, its these two idiots,"

I reply " No worries pal" lean out of my window, and look at the little boyz behind and just smile, and drive away slowly....................

 

Dont mess with me when im enjoying cruising in my zed...............:hyper:

ROFL! Good story... Im glad when it ends up with the chav getting done!

 

Glad the copper seemed a decent guy, i know some of them up my way wouldnt be so sympathetic...

Although up our way they have a diesel astra, not a brand new merc so that could be why there a bit more pissy!

nice little story glad they got pulled

back from a great night at the greyhounds

 

how much up were you then? :p

Its so much fun when the try and show how much "powah" they have, it just leaves them so wide open to abuse and they do not have the intelligence to even realise it!!

very funny Stu, i dont seem to get any bother from the police cos they think the zed is a very cool car, especially when the roof is off

LOL, nice story, serves the little chavvy scumbags rights :rofl: :rofl:

Thats all you get driving down brighton seafront

back from a great night at the greyhounds

 

how much up were you then? :p

 

Lets just say that i went out with £60, out of 12 races i backed 8 winners(wish i had done an accumilater) made nearly £80 profit by race 7, then it all changed for the better in race 8, as i bet on a trio(naming 1st,2nd,3rd in order)

£4 bet and all came in order, and paid out £167.

So after a good night walked away £247 up.

I thank you.

back from a great night at the greyhounds

 

Lets just say that i went out with £60, out of 12 races i backed 8 winners(wish i had done an accumilater) made nearly £80 profit by race 7, then it all changed for the better in race 8, as i bet on a trio(naming 1st,2nd,3rd in order)

£4 bet and all came in order, and paid out £167.

So after a good night walked away £247 up.

I thank you.

 

Just about paid for the petrol then :rofl:

 

Glad to see the chavs got what they deserved for a change. I am usually in the wrong gear or something when that sort of thing happens so they keep up for a few seconds, well till the turbo's kick in.

 

Darrell

Reminds me of when i was sat in queing traffic in the outside of three lanes , there was a chavvy looking dick in the middle lane , you know the type , old tatty cavalier ,no seatbelt , no shirt , skinny as a rake cos of the crack !!:xxx:.

All three lines of traffic kept moving forward at the same time but a bit at a time , this lads eyes were glued to the zed for a good while , my lane of traffic moved forward as it was a right turn filter lane , seeing our traffic move the chav did the same whilst still staring at my car , problem being the cars in front of him didn,t , BANG , i just laughed at him and drove off , made my bloody day :nana2::nana2: