Right we're all from different parts of the UK and all use different words for everyday things.. and I don't flaming well know what the majority of the words mean... so here we go...

 

KEEP IT CLEAN! And give us a couple of words from your neck of the woods and what they mean..

shes a cracking lass, a fine representative of modern British woman!!

 

Intelligence to boost!!

 

:rofl:

You tell her Si :rofl:

hahaha

Andy?

:rofl: who changed the title :x:

Mouth like Ghandys Flip Flop - Need a drink!

Teeth were underwater - badly needed that piss

Aye Grand/Grand Job, Grand - Pleased with the outcome/decision etc

Witchcraft - Anything technical that happens!

Ginnel - narrow street/walkway

Shite and pricey - local name for the indian takeaway "Nice and Spicey"

Beck/Brook - Small stream

"lit up" - going quick

"Set up" - going sideways

Yump - a small jump LOL

'fot - basically means use, so " 'fot PC" would be use the PC or on the PC

Badger - Anyone or anything that is a pain in the backside

Stupid O'Clock - Early in the morning

"Yon", meaning Our - My friend, (or relation), so Yon Dan would be Our Dan, or My Friend Dan. Commonly used when both parties know the person your talking about!

 

Thas - Yours "Thas car" = "your car"

Yakker - Yocal, Local never left village etc

 

Just a few local ones from around here... lol

proper 'bo: good

ye gay bellend: wuss / someone who's let you down

fo'kin waaaaaah ya dick-ed: this is good / that will be good

fair do's: that was a fair trade

barry mcguigans: big boobies (big-uns!)

jizz: sperm

spiderman/webbing: jizzing over your hand and throwing it at your girlfriend

superman: jizzing over your g/f's back while she's asleep and pushing the sheet over her so when she gets up its stuck to her like a cape

Hulking: jizzing on the wall and throwing your g/f at it

all in=anything goes in a fighting bout lol, you should see the gypos when they have an all in, fook, glad im only spectating lol

 

i see it regular ;)

slape as a soap-boilers arsehole - a person not to be trusted.

heid the baw or bawheid ..................... a numpty, muppet etc

tommy tank = ****

Mash - make a cup of tea, as in "I'm going to mash."

Using your loaf....... loaf of bread=head, so 'using your head' :D

im going to flocking sh1t my pants = i need the toilet like now!!! :D

touching cloth+turtles head=better find a toilet quiick its sticking out my ass lol