These are a couple of my favourites:

 

1) My other rides your girlfriend.

2) Restricted to 190mph please pass.

3) Touch my car I'll eat your children.

Insured by the mafia , you hit me , they hit you !!

:D

Pmsl

You Malaka... Me Greek

 

 

 

and yeah I had that on my old car :D :D

Simple

 

FunkiSi Hates this

 

rotfl

Wish my Wife was as dirty as this Car.

"This car has been cleaned by the NHS"

"I couldn't afford the Ti02"

once had 1 that said "mafia staff car" but on my rear numberplate it says " if you can read this im still in 1st gear "

I have a talkSPORT one on my van that says 'I match debate when I'm driving'

Mine would be :-

fuel guzzling,fast,comfy+ old,but i love it.how are you liking yours?

 

Or,

Goes better than the missus does.

:smw:

You run your fingers over my car,

I run my car over your fingers !

 

 

Alan............

You Malaka... Me Greek

 

 

 

and yeah I had that on my old car :D :D

Ahh , i know what that means :nono: :nono: :rofl:

just in case others don,t , here,s a clue

:xxx:

Mine would be "Because new cars are shit"

But on the bottom of the rear number plate ;) :rofl:

I'm getting one of these!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anyone actually wanting some of these making up? lol

Saw a pearler today

 

"Insured by the Mafia, you hit us, We hit you!!"

Insured by the mafia , you hit me , they hit you !!

:D

 

Saw a pearler today

 

"Insured by the Mafia, you hit us, We hit you!!"

 

Do you ever read the full thread Spaz??? :rofl: :tongue:

The car in front is.... a Nissan

Women are like floor tiles - if you lay them right first time you can always walk all over them.

:D

if you think my car is dirty you should meet my girlfriend!!!

The car in front is.... a Nissan

 

 

add on the end , and the car staying in front of you is .... a nissan :)

I used to have an XR3i with a "You'll never catch me alive copper!" sticker in the back window. Had to take it out though cause i kept getting pulled over! cant imagine why :rofl: :rofl:

Valeted by Stevie Wonder!!!!

 

Good one on a local school bus in Worthing

"No children left in this bus overnight" lol

The French don't buy our Lamb

DONT but there letters

 

Had that at 17 on me Datsun 120y:wack:

 

Oh how we laughed

:)