Right went out for a drink with mates last night, was a cracking eve untill about 11pm then how fast can things deteriorate.
In reflex, ok all is going good. mates pulled, other mate is now telling me teh girl he's having an afair with on and off for past 15 years has showed. shes pretty, but ate all teh pies. But he dont care its a root. but shes chatting to another fella.
Ok mate is now quizing her, mind you they aint been togetther for 6 weeks and he's not bothered. but hes getting teh hump...
anyway, they have a row, bouncers tell tehm to calm it down or flock off. Im thinking actualy thats a good idea,
Anyway hour goes past and all of a sudden mates not tehre, look about, nope hes fooked off and not told me. Ring him, no reply. OK ask dormen have they chucked him out, yes about 30 minutes ago.
right hes walked home but not told me. so mate and his wife are going to be there in 5 minutes so hold on for a bit. other mates now no where to be seen and get a text, gone for a root. ok fair enout.
other mates show. great, these guys can party... but their having a domestic arrrg. decide to call it a night and wonder home. BAD KIN IDEA
walking home a 5 chave scrotes are just in front of me, instinct tells me their trouble, just something about tehm. so hand back let them get way out of sight.
anyway walking past southend police station behind the councill offices and come out onto road and chavs are 0 meter in front of me again. walk behind them and hear CRASH CRASH CRASH.
The just thrrew paveing slabs through 2 front windows and a car roof.
999 (bear in mind I am 1 minutes walk from police station)
ok on phone to controll, following chavs, 5 of them 1 of me no back up. Crash Crash Bang Smash.
more cars and fences. OK running after tehm, fook near my house and car....
ok cross road and in station, been on phne to controll for 15 minutes no police back up. They are outside my house now, tracey is ringing me to tell me there are idiots smashing the place up outside. tell he I am there and on phone to coppers.
Thankfully they dont touch my car and go into teh train station and start to smash that up.... 20 minutes no coppers.
Right ims staying out of sight, get asked can I get a good id, but 50M away and its dark and just got crappy street light, got clothing no face, ****ing hoods are up.
ok get spotted, they head up out of station towards me just as a copper turns up. 1 copper me and them.....
Result, I head after 1 and he runs out of breath after 15 minutes and is nearly sick. Head him back to copper to find 9 cars there now and they got the rest of them.
Great. 4 am giving statement. Just got a ring from cops to say the one I collard is gona press assult charges.
what a ****ing night.
oh and I also got winked at by teh ugliest fat bird I ever seen. 50y/o 20 stone, mini dress, pvc boots and lots of moles. Blaaarg my life is over.
Right went out for a drink with mates last night, was a cracking eve untill about 11pm then how fast can things deteriorate.
In reflex, ok all is going good. mates pulled, other mate is now telling me teh girl he's having an afair with on and off for past 15 years has showed. shes pretty, but ate all teh pies. But he dont care its a root. but shes chatting to another fella.
Ok mate is now quizing her, mind you they aint been togetther for 6 weeks and he's not bothered. but hes getting teh hump...
anyway, they have a row, bouncers tell tehm to calm it down or flock off. Im thinking actualy thats a good idea,
Anyway hour goes past and all of a sudden mates not tehre, look about, nope hes fooked off and not told me. Ring him, no reply. OK ask dormen have they chucked him out, yes about 30 minutes ago.
right hes walked home but not told me. so mate and his wife are going to be there in 5 minutes so hold on for a bit. other mates now no where to be seen and get a text, gone for a root. ok fair enout.
other mates show. great, these guys can party... but their having a domestic arrrg. decide to call it a night and wonder home. BAD KIN IDEA
walking home a 5 chave scrotes are just in front of me, instinct tells me their trouble, just something about tehm. so hand back let them get way out of sight.
anyway walking past southend police station behind the councill offices and come out onto road and chavs are 0 meter in front of me again. walk behind them and hear CRASH CRASH CRASH.
The just thrrew paveing slabs through 2 front windows and a car roof.
999 (bear in mind I am 1 minutes walk from police station)
ok on phone to controll, following chavs, 5 of them 1 of me no back up. Crash Crash Bang Smash.
more cars and fences. OK running after tehm, fook near my house and car....
ok cross road and in station, been on phne to controll for 15 minutes no police back up. They are outside my house now, tracey is ringing me to tell me there are idiots smashing the place up outside. tell he I am there and on phone to coppers.
Thankfully they dont touch my car and go into teh train station and start to smash that up.... 20 minutes no coppers.
Right ims staying out of sight, get asked can I get a good id, but 50M away and its dark and just got crappy street light, got clothing no face, ****ing hoods are up.
ok get spotted, they head up out of station towards me just as a copper turns up. 1 copper me and them.....
Result, I head after 1 and he runs out of breath after 15 minutes and is nearly sick. Head him back to copper to find 9 cars there now and they got the rest of them.
Great. 4 am giving statement. Just got a ring from cops to say the one I collard is gona press assult charges.
what a ****ing night.
oh and I also got winked at by teh ugliest fat bird I ever seen. 50y/o 20 stone, mini dress, pvc boots and lots of moles. Blaaarg my life is over.