Been on atkins diet to lose a few pounds for centre parcs as my mrs keeps saying "suck it in"! started a week ago and lost nearly a stone allready.

 

one small snag...... me having a wandering mind was weighing myself last night and tried to make myself heavier ( being a kid as usual) for my own fun. :) ANyway it got to the point where i was doing a jumping motion without actually jumping to get my weight to the top of the scales..........

 

PING...... :eek: the scales get stuck on 24 stone and ceases to move. My wife heard the noise and said "whats going on"

i said nothing and while sniggering to myself i realised that i was such an idiot for breaking it after 1 week of owning it. went to bed and forgot about it.

 

She decided to weight herself this morning before turning on the kitchen light ( near the scales)

 

i heard her shout WTF :eek: as she wondered why she weight more than double her existing weight. trying to be quick off the mark i mentioned how she must of broke it.................

 

she is taking scales back today during lunch to get refund for dodgy scales........

im thinking that now im going to have to spit it out.....

 

why...just why did i have to be an idiot :headvswal

Na stick with it, tell the fat cow she broke um lol

hehe...... i would love to but i think she allready knows and is waiting for me to be honest :( guess ill be doing plenty of this ..... :bow: ...... later

Been on atkins diet to lose a few pounds for centre parcs as my mrs keeps saying "suck it in"! started a week ago and lost nearly a stone allready.

 

one small snag...... me having a wandering mind was weighing myself last night and tried to make myself heavier ( being a kid as usual) for my own fun. :) ANyway it got to the point where i was doing a jumping motion without actually jumping to get my weight to the top of the scales..........

 

PING...... :eek: the scales get stuck on 24 stone and ceases to move. My wife heard the noise and said "whats going on"

i said nothing and while sniggering to myself i realised that i was such an idiot for breaking it after 1 week of owning it. went to bed and forgot about it.

 

She decided to weight herself this morning before turning on the kitchen light ( near the scales)

 

:rofl:

 

i heard her shout WTF :eek: as she wondered why she weight more than double her existing weight. trying to be quick off the mark i mentioned how she must of broke it.................

 

she is taking scales back today during lunch to get refund for dodgy scales........

im thinking that now im going to have to spit it out.....

 

why...just why did i have to be an idiot :headvswal

 

 

:rofl:

hehe...... i would love to but i think she allready knows and is waiting for me to be honest :( guess ill be doing plenty of this ..... :bow: ...... later

 

 

Na if you wanna make her happy and not care you wanna be doing pleanty of this :tongue:

 

;)

be careful pn the Fatkins diet!! Its not the best for your health.

 

As for the scales go and buy some new ones keep the peace

well i would except i dont fancy doing the gardening at the moment........ :x:

yeah ive done it a few times. i know what my body can handle..... but i do appreciate you advice.... ive known some people who have bad experience with this

done this before last year and lost 4 stone went down to 17 stone then stopped and put it back on again this time ive been on the atkins since last november ( exept crimbo ....too much nice stuff to eat at christmas ) and its a wicked diet but watch your cholesterol level and take extra vitamins and have some laxatives to hand as i couldnt poo for 5 days lost 2 stone and went from a 4xl to a xxl and my energy levels have gone through the roof..........shame that the atkins diet only seems to have bad press........good luck matey keep it up