I've been racking my brain what to buy ourlass for christmas but keep coming up blank. :headvswal She's 31 we have no kids, she hate's the Zed :confused: Please help :D

day at a spa for her and a mate. shel love it.

new mobile phone

Buy her something "YOU" want for the Z.......... But expect one of these.. :slap:

( serves her right for not liking it....lol )

day at a spa for her and a mate. shel love it.

 

Her mates so fat i don't think they will have towels big enough LOL.She's so fat she has her own postcode :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Buy her something "YOU" want for the Z.......... But expect one of these.. :slap:

( serves her right for not liking it....lol )

 

She hates the Zed.I've just bought an fmic i could wrap that up :D :slap:

new mobile phone

 

She's just got one. :p

a "guess" purse. Seemingly they are the latest fashion item. I bought one for my wife for her birthday, now i've had to buy another for her freind for xmas. try ebay. women go all jelly legged for them :confused:

i bought ourlass a bonzai tree one year, it was only a little one, cost about a fiver, she loved it so much she forgot about the expensive things i bought for her, also got her a book on the upkeep of them (not that-that helped, she killed the fooker)

 

try something like that, something that she has to look after and keep, she will think that you are all sentimental, not that some wierdo from the tinterweb gave you the idea lol

I'm getting mine a chair to die for :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and if that aint enough,a three fase rubber cap with chin straps. :D

Her mates so fat i don't think they will have towels big enough LOL.She's so fat she has her own postcode :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

if she ever sees this your be so divorced lol

if she ever sees this your be so divorced lol

 

Got to get married first.She says she wants an engagement ring for christmas, hence the post :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;) .I'm too young to get married, only 37 LOL.

I'm getting mine a chair to die for :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

and if that aint enough,a three fase rubber cap with chin straps. :D

 

hahahahaha, :rofl: :rofl:

My girlfriend is 33, i got her a book as a boring present but much needed!, and some earings (can't go wrong with jewelry!!)

Buy her some lugage and a day saver train ticket and then tell her you are giving her the most presious thing anyone could give.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her freedom. Oh yes and at that point you hand her a bus timetable and show her the door.

 

This will solve any future worries about what to by her for Christmas in future, because things can't be that great between you both if you pay her so little attention that you don't know what to buy her, because they all drop little hints for months. If she has a hobby or a passion that easy too. It all however comes from hearing what they say rather than the emotional noise they make. I'm half way through getting divorced but i still know what my soon to be Ex would like. However I am looking forward to having my own place and peace to do as I like so she'll be disapointed.

Buy her some lugage and a day saver train ticket and then tell her you are giving her the most presious thing anyone could give.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her freedom. Oh yes and at that point you hand her a bus timetable and show her the door.

 

This will solve any future worries about what to by her for Christmas in future, because things can't be that great between you both if you pay her so little attention that you don't know what to buy her, because they all drop little hints for months. If she has a hobby or a passion that easy too. It all however comes from hearing what they say rather than the emotional noise they make. I'm half way through getting divorced but i still know what my soon to be Ex would like. However I am looking forward to having my own place and peace to do as I like so she'll be disapointed.

 

But like the Murpheys, he's not bitter :D

But like the Murpheys, he's not bitter :D

 

:rofl: :rofl: :slap:

 

No my choice.

 

I just don't understand how people can be in a relation ship that could lead to marriage and haven't got a clue as to what their partner is about, what they like, what they are thinking of doing, would like to achieve, ever fancied doing etc.

 

It just bewilders me

lol, i know what you mean, ive only been with my girlfriend a few months and she's been dropping the word 'Cartier' into every sentence, lol

lol, i know what you mean, ive only been with my girlfriend a few months and she's been dropping the word 'Cartier' into every sentence, lol

 

Time to take steps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bloody great big ones

Get her a lovely 18 year year old Swedish friend who likes skinny dipping! She'll love it, if not you'll have lost the recipt so have to keep her anyway! :D

 

Got to get married first.She says she wants an engagement ring for christmas, hence the post :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;) .I'm too young to get married, only 37 LOL.

There are 2 things that all girls/ladies want, diamonds and chocolate.

 

But whatever you do, don't get married just because you can't find her a xmas present!

There are 2 things that all girls/ladies want, diamonds and chocolate.

 

But whatever you do, don't get married just because you can't find her a xmas present!

 

 

I would disagree about the diamonds and chocs, There are so many nice things that don't have to cost a fortune, it depends on the lady in question

 

Getting to know her well , her tastes and preferences is really helpful,

 

Jewellery is good, no it doesn't have to be diamonds ( I like tanzanite rings)

Her hobbies, what she likes doing in her free time, books, sports, nice lingerie, Spa day, perfume, aromatherapy massage, clothes (need to check her size), some women like gadgets, purse/handbag, watch (make sure it's classy), weekend away somewhere romantic (again doesn't have to be abroad)

Manicure/hairdo at a salon

 

 

Use your imagination and get to know her

 

I wouldn't get married unless you are both sure that's what you want

Getting married sucks. Why do you need a bit of paper to say you love someone? You don't...It only complicates matters when you don't love them anymore. My divorce was a pain in the arse. It didn't help that I was a bad boy, oh and her mothers a divorce lawyer :( Walked away with nothing, the only good thing to come out of our relationship was my son.

Give her your mastercard gold card and an hour in Selfridges!! Oh yes!!! and youll get peace for a whole hour!! :rofl:

 

That failing a weekend in Paris!

Selfridges??? More like selfishes :tongue:

Give her your mastercard gold card and an hour in Selfridges!! Oh yes!!! and youll get peace for a whole hour!! :rofl:

 

That failing a weekend in Paris!

 

I'm a plumber not a prince LOL.