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Just cought my cock in my fly. In a pub loo. Bleeding like a pig and how much pain.

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Apparently I signed a clause on my marrige cetificate that states that she does not have to go near it unless its a leap year and the plannets are all aligned.

 

Before we where married it was any time the day had a second in it.

 

If I break the contract she gets everything I have, everything I am going to have and anything I am likely to have.

 

and if you cheat on them they will remove nutsack and take that with them too :D

Not done the fly thing but split the bridle cord a couple of times now that is pain and the blood fook me especially when your at full attention at the time and doin about 15,000 ppm lol

caught mine in a jean zip, had to lie in the bath, whilst the jeans were cut in to the shape of a leaf like the ribena advert, lots of fairy liquid and a quick rip, no pain like it!.

 

no problem wearing zip jeans just make sure your wearing boxer shorts before you pull up!

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