the man who has been missing for 5 years after going out in his canoe has been found, upon questioning his where abouts he says "Well for the last 3 months ive been witless, clueless, talking shite and havent had a clue what ive been doing"

 

when the police asked "do you know who you are?", he replied "yes, im Sam Allardice"

i thought he was going to say he was a female lol

Thought you was gonna' say ''They call me Bee gee vince'' :D

the man who has been missing for 5 years after going out in his canoe has been found, upon questioning his where abouts he says "Well for the last 3 months ive been witless, clueless, talking shite and havent had a clue what ive been doing"

 

when the police asked "do you know who you are?", he replied "yes, im Sam Allardice"

Who's Sam Alladice :confused:

fok me this was a joke, i thought it was funny

 

sam allardice was the england manager that has just been sacked

fok me this was a joke, i thought it was funny

 

sam allardice was the england manager that has just been sacked

I thought that was someone called Mclaren??

oopps im mixed up, its the newcastle manager, must be a makem joke lol

fok me this was a joke, i thought it was funny

 

sam allardice was the england manager that has just been sacked

 

eh??? lol

what kind of Newcastlite are you lol!!

well i thought it was funny anyway lol

 

im a sunderlandite not a black and white fook pig, i only like them colors on my car

well i thought it was funny anyway lol

 

im a sunderlandite not a black and white fook pig, i only like them colors on my car

 

oi! :D :rofl:

oopps im mixed up, its the newcastle manager, must be a makem joke lol

That was a terrible joke and it was made worse by the fact you got the wrong bloke!

Still it made me laugh :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl:

 

Lol at the Newcastle vs Makem banter!

fok me this was a joke, i thought it was funny

 

sam allardice was the england manager that has just been sacked

 

 

OOPS :slap:

 

 

 

I bet Chubby Brown is sh1tting himself

:rofl: :rofl:

I bet Chubby Brown is sh1tting himself

:rofl: :rofl:

 

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just aswell im god looking, makes up for my lack of brains lol

OOPS :slap:

 

 

 

I bet Chubby Brown is sh1tting himself

:rofl: :rofl:

 

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