Seeing as the weather is crap today, been surfing and found this, these are actual things people have written on insurance calim forms. :headvswal :headvswal

 

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

 

I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.

 

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

 

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

 

The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

 

I was on my way to the doctor's with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

 

As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

 

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.

 

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

 

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

 

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

 

When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.

 

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.

 

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

 

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

 

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.

 

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

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:rofl:

 

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.