The Koala and the little Lizard

 

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey koala ! What are you doing ?"

 

The koala say "Smoking a joint, come up and have some"

 

So the little lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints.

 

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is a bit "dry" and he's going to get a drink from the river.

 

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the bank, then asks the little lizard "What's the matter with you ?"

 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile how he was sitting in a tree smoking a few joints with the koala, got stoned and fell into the river while getting a drink.

 

The crocodile says that he has to check this out and walks into the rainforest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting still smoking a joint, looks up and says "Hey you !"

 

The koala looks down at him and say : " Faaaa-aaark dude, how much water did you drink ?"

Lol

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