Same as last year - just the cars, a couple of tall banners and the three-part-pull-up thingy.
We have three cars; courtesy of Lee, Pastor Jay and PhilD - all of whom have stepped up and offered to be there for duration and cover their own costs.
Thanks for the kind offer for the loan of the carpets, plinth etc Ian - that certainly be useful. The only issue is the logistics. I can organise collection like last year, but I would struggle getting the kit from my house to Birmingham. I'll have a think about how we can do it and let you know.
And as always, Ian, if you're free there will be a wristband reserved for you in recognition of your contribution to NEC shows past, present and future!!
By
RichardS ·
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.