Its come around really fast! got engaged 2 and a half years ago. im not worried, just wondered if anybody had any good advise for the day. :bow:

not too many " :xxx: dont do it :nelson: " comments please! :duffer: :duffer:

yes. DONT turn round and look at your mates when ou have to say, I DO, like i did. she will never let you forget it. i still get digs now, even after 15 yrs. lol. ohhhh, and dont get too pi$$ed friday night, and be in bed by 11pm :D

Good luck!

 

You will be fine!! :D

you brave man!!!!

 

any advice, absolutely not, never been there wouldnt know lol!!

Stop and take stock every once in a while during the day. It goes so fast you feel like you have missed it when it ends.

 

Top tip: never go to bed on an argument, stay up and fight.

get bladdered ive heard thats the way to do it!

as above, dont have a stag night, the night before, thats asking for trouble. try and get atleast abit of kip, long old day is a wedding. Oh and make sure u remember where your getting hitched!!!!!

All the above is great pre-wedding day advise ... however, what you really need to know in order to make it a long lasting, happy marriage is two words:

 

 

 

 

 

"YES DEAR ..."

 

 

 

 

I swear to all that's holy that these two words are worth more in a relationship than a magic wabbit at a children's party! ;)

 

Good luck, have fun and above all enjoy the day!

 

Dan

Good luck! You'll be fine

Prepare yourself for hard work, Oh and you can forget Sex!

Don't get too drunk on the day. And spend the day with people you want, not people you feel you have to be polite to. It's your day (well, it's the wife's day really but you know what I mean).

 

Enjoy it.

If you are going to be kneeling down for any of the ceremony, check that no one has written on the soles of your shoes. We wrote HELP the people in the church had difficulty not laughing.

Good luck - Im sure it will be a great day!!

Its my turn next Friday (Fri 13th) LOL

If you are going to be kneeling down for any of the ceremony, check that no one has written on the soles of your shoes. We wrote HELP the people in the church had difficulty not laughing.

 

 

thats excellent bwahahahahahahahaha

Don't let your lass eat any wedding cake it is poisness to all women and

puts them off Blow Jobs for the rest of YOUR life

;)

 

 

Have a great day

:duffer:

Don't let your lass eat any wedding cake it is poisness to all women and

puts them off Blow Jobs for the rest of YOUR life

;)

 

 

Have a great day

:duffer:

 

 

no thats just getting married, gives us the nagging gene so i have heard!

thanks people. im sure it will be a good day. i was thinking about putting help on the bottom of my shoe. i thought it would be funny!!!!

good luck mate. when my bro got married we all had different cufflinks. mine said "best man", my dads said "father of the groom" and my brothers had "groom" on them with a little pic of a ball and chain.

ive got groom socks, and my best man has got best man socks! 8 of us are wearing an ivory/gold tux (me, 4 brothers, best man and dads). looks wicked. ive got 2 white 300c limo's with 20" cromes!

ive got groom socks, and my best man has got best man socks! 8 of us are wearing an ivory/gold tux (me, 4 brothers, best man and dads). looks wicked. ive got 2 white 300c limo's with 20" cromes!

 

 

Oh good lord :rofl:

 

On advice.

 

For a happy life 1st decide if you want to be right or you want to be happy?

If you want to be right, may I suggest you don’t ever get married.

If you want to be happy, learn these words.

“YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM WRONG, I AM SORY.”

 

If you want to really piss her of in an argument without admitting guilt, wrong doing, your wrong etc. Utter these words,

YES DEAR. (Works best if you continually apply it while carrying on with whatever you are doing)

 

You will never get anything YOU want unless you make it sound as if it was her idea, or she suggested it to you, pointed it out etc. In this case I like to use the line. I have been thinking about what you said the other day about XYZ and I agree with you.

This works awesome if you mention it to her mates 1st that she pointed it out, they will all automatically think it’s an awesome idea and she won’t have a leg to stand on.

 

Never forget her Birthday, your anniversary or any other important girly occasion. Get one of her mates to remind you.

 

Forget about regular sex after about 6 months. Then for ever year you are married it decreases approximately 1 week.

 

Remember, the absolute minute she gives birth to a child, she will change. I can’t swear to this one, as I have been married 15 years and there are no kids. (See previous clause) I am told by many friends that they become the most aggressive animals on the earth to anything that upsets their child, especially you.

 

Before you get married, if you have a lad’s night, you better make it crystal clear you wish this to continue. If you don’t she will expect you to be at her side, doing things together all the time. I forgot about this and suddenly stopped going out. I haven’t been out for 15 years.

 

Never forget to stare at her, and give her the Fwooor look at least 3 times a week. She will love you for it and you stomach will thank you for the results ;)

 

Remember. Women are magpies. They only collect, Sparkles, Bags and Shoes. Never buy her clothes, they only change them anyway.

 

If she asks you your opinion on a dress, hair etc. My advice is to be honest with your answer. If her ass looks big in it, make eye contact, keep contact then tell her. Don’t be subtle, don’t try and smooth it. You’re going to be the ******* what ever you say, even if you say it’s lovely and its not. So just tell her, plainly.

 

If she has her hair done, and you don’t notice. You are a twat if you do something that dumb.

 

Never Ever Stray. You cant afford it.

not too many " :xxx: dont do it :nelson: " comments please! :duffer: :duffer:

 

you did say "not too many dont do it" comments, not seen one yet so can i be the 1st to say:

 

DONT DO IT!! :nelson:

 

:rofl: good luck mate - hope you have a better one than i did! my ex was asking for a divorce in the car taking us from the church to the reception :rofl: thats got to be some sort of record!! :D

thanks mate, i've been with her for 5 1/2 years now, and lived with her for 3 years. so i've fcuked up enough times to know what not to do now, well, still learning. no doubt i'll do it again soon!

the good thing is, since we first got together, she knew i was mad about cars, and she likes them too. so she hasn't once stopped me playing with them and buying more!

i've grown out of it now tho, i still love them, but im settled with the zed, and my grand cherokee daliy driver, which my mom and dad think i've bought it ready for kids!

 

she likes her independents and sees her friends often, so doesn't mind me seeing mine.

us men always moan about nagging women (and they do nagg!) but when things are good, we dont tell people about that, so if were talking about women, were normally moaning about them. but, there are more occasions where we are happy with our women, but the lads dont want to here that.

my mate wont get into a serious relationship, because all he hears is us moaning about them, he doesn;t see the other side, he'll have to wait til he's older and gets lonely.

sorry if i've rambled on, thanks for all the advise. i'll have a beer for you all!!

you did say "not too many dont do it" comments, not seen one yet so can i be the 1st to say:

 

DONT DO IT!! :nelson:

 

:rofl: good luck mate - hope you have a better one than i did! my ex was asking for a divorce in the car taking us from the church to the reception :rofl: thats got to be some sort of record!! :D

hopefully, i wont beat you mate! cheers

If you are going to be kneeling down for any of the ceremony, check that no one has written on the soles of your shoes. We wrote HELP the people in the church had difficulty not laughing.

 

Fill.

Its come around really fast! got engaged 2 and a half years ago. im not worried, just wondered if anybody had any good advise for the day. :bow:

not too many " :xxx: dont do it :nelson: " comments please! :duffer: :duffer:

 

 

Yes mate, enjoy every second , the day is soon over :)

Dont listen to the YES DEAR YOU RIGHT DEAR etc do the man thing and say to her THIS IS HOW IT IS, AND THAT FINAL! lol. Seriously good luck mate, now you've lost the remote leagally. Getting married is the best way of getting all your mates together for a piss up. At my reception i didnt see much of the wife i was to busy having to mingle and welcoming all the guests