Who would win ?? :confused:

 

 

Seeing as this is my 2,000th post, and not all of them have been intelligent !

 

Thought I might have a funny one !!

 

In spite of the terrorist actions on Glasgow Airport over the weekend,

We will not be beaten !!

 

Imagine this had happened in America ?? :confused:

 

There take on it would have been different to us "Jocks"

:D :D

 

Enjoy !!

 

Alan..................

 

America v Glasgow's take on the airport bombing incident

 

 

 

 

 

If this had happened in a US airport,compared to Glasgow Eyewitness

accounts.

 

 

 

America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just

ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

 

Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good

boot,then decked him"

 

 

 

America:"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home, i

thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:"here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

 

 

 

America:"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we

didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

 

 

 

 

 

America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas

canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna

die,i just ran for my life"

 

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty

couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him

a good boot to the baws"

 

 

 

 

 

America:there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i

was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw Bangers intae a fire

it wis like that"

 

 

 

America:"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna

be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

 

 

 

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these

are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The

interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he

replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

 

John did an interview with CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy

and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and

some other guy banjoed him" ! :bow: :bow:

 

:D :D :D

two days into the smoking ban and two peopel have been caught smoking in glasgow airport already

two days into the smoking ban and two peopel have been caught smoking in glasgow airport already

 

That aint too bad bud !!

 

We had the smoking ban over a year ago !!

 

Alan...............

that was sat afternoon!

that was sat afternoon!

 

What was ?? :confused:

 

Alan..........

terrorist attack on airport