This is a classic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Sam Allardyce goes to a football reunion at Sunderland and starts chatting

with Roy Keane. Roy says to Sam, 'Well Sam, I don't know what you think of

your players at Newcastle, but mine are all bright & brilliant.' 'How do

you know?' asks Sam. ‘Simple', says Roy. 'We put them through a special

intelligence test before they can play here. Pick a player and we will see

how he does.' Sam thinks for a while then nominates Dean Whitehead.

So Roy calls him over. 'Tell me Dean, who is the child of your mother and father,

who is not your brother or sister?' 'Ah, that's simple,' says Dean, 'it's me'.

'Well done Dean', says Roy. Sam is impressed and returning to Newcastle, he

wonders about the intelligence of his team. He calls in Kieron Dyer and

asks, 'Kieron, tell me, who is the child of your mother and father who is not

your brother or sister?' Kieron thinks and thinks and doesn't know the

answer. 'Can I think about it a bit more Sam, and I'll give you an answer

tomorrow?' 'Of course,' says Sam, 'you've got 24 hours but it is very

important that you come up with the answer’. Kieron goes away, thinks as

hard as he can, then calls his teammates. Duff thought it might be his

Grandpa but wasn't sure. Given was certain that it couldn't be anyone.

Shola thought it could be a cousin in Nigeria who had been adopted as a

child. The rest of the team would not even hazard a guess. Butt went into

the foetal position. 20 hours later, Kieron is very worried that he still

has no answer and with only 4 hours to go, He thinks ‘I Know! I'll ring

David Beckham! He's clever, he'll know the answer.' He calls Becks. 'David'

he says, 'tell me who is the child of your mother and father who is not your

brother or sister?' ‘Very simple’ says Becks, 'it's me!' 'Of course!' says

Kieron who immediately rings Sam. 'Sam,' I've got the answer: it's David

Beckham.' ' No, you idiot,' says Sam. 'It's Dean Whitehead.'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: fpmsl

class

^^^^^ Took the words oot me mooth

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thick Geordie tw*ts!!

 

Don't put yourself down mate :rofl:

Don't put yourself down mate :rofl:

You think I'm a Geordie????....... :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

 

Right Mr. Carter...that's the last tent I share with you :D :D

I thought that might wind you up a bit LOL :D

Well you all sound the same to us southerners ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: