An 85-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 85-year-old said,

"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 24 year-old bride

who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

 

The Doctor considered this question for a moment and then said, I

"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter

and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting,

he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane

instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large

male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his

gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but, out

of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his

favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two

shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of

that?" asked the doctor.

 

The 85-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a

couple of rounds into that beaver."

 

'My point exactly." the doctor replied.

:rofl: :rofl: not heard that one before

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