Your mrs had a sex dream about a celeb then told you ?

Cuz I was slightly peeved and now shes angry with me for being annoyed ?

"Always look on the bright........

your wife/Partner enjoys the prospect of copulating with a duracell battery !!

 

bwahahahahahahahahah

Im just guessing its because shes a mental HP fan, she wants me to go with her to the midnight opening of the shops to get the new book.

 

Well i aint going to ****'ing Cinema to see the new film :p

could be worse .. could be Chris Evans .. now thats one ginger pratt id love to twat lol

Throw in the towel and tell her you have a facination with Simon Cowell's arse in your dreams, she really have something to think about then.

Must be his wand :nelson:

I wouldnt care if it was like david beckham or somone you know

its not that bad mate. my gf fancies ian hislop (short bald bloke off have i got news for you) :mac1: :(

well at least she's being honest in telling you, and feels that she can trust you which can only strengthen your relationship.

 

 

f**k me I sound like a right girlie. gi'er a slaap :p

IMHO you should leave it for a few weeks and then, at about 2 in the morning, start writhing about in bed and moaning some random celebs name (obviously a famous unusual name and gorgeous!). When she wakes up and demands to know who it was, just mutter that it was some girl you went to school with. If she pushes you, apologise and get her to leave it somehow and then do it all over again the following night. That should even up the score.

 

Oh, and make sure you have a hard on and she knows it :rofl:

 

Clints marriage guidance, always eager to please :rofl:

 

Forget it mate, life is way too short. Thank your lucky stars she hasn't ran off with your brother and his wife for threesomes!.

or maybe you dont satisfy her and she was dreaming of Linford christie :x: sorry mate i know its a sensitive subject, only kidding, it was pete from big brother :rofl:

http://www.rupertgrint.net/

 

He's called Rupert fookin Grint BWAHHAHAHA

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/w/weasley.htm

 

oh dear

or you could try to satisfy her fantasy when making love to her by doing this

See i should of never said :)

;) your right you really shouldnt!! lol

lol look at it this way, you've livened up everyones afternoon and for that I thank you. She probably told you cos she thought you would find it as funny as we have. At least it wasn't someone really fit and good looking that you have to compare yourself to and get all insecure.

 

Cheers for the chuckles.

At least it wasn't someone really fit and good looking that you have to compare yourself to and get all insecure.

 

Cheers for the chuckles.

 

Sorry but I've heard that he is hung like a horse.

Sorry but I've heard that he is hung like a horse.

but he's ginger so he'll still smell of pi$$ and cabbage!! no matter how big his johnson is

but he's ginger so he'll still smell of pi$$ and cabbage!! no matter how big his johnson is

 

Well I'm afraid she said that she enjoyed it so he must have been pushing all the right buttons. Should do the same to her but pretend he's shagging Charlie Dimmock (can you imagine that :hurl: ).

can you imagine the tit w@nk bwahahahahahah

can you imagine the tit w@nk bwahahahahahah

i'd rather not thanks :hurl:

It's the hair getting in your mouth that makes me squirm the most :rofl:

It's the hair getting in your mouth that makes me squirm the most :rofl:

pmsl. so its not the fact her tits are around her waist then??

Aroused and sickened at the same time. Now I know how the finalists felt on "there's something about Miriam".