Remember tonight, the pubs open, it has so much beer they are selling it, it's full of totty dying to chat you up and you can fight with their boyfriends on the way home :rofl:

 

Emmerdale anyone??. :rofl:

pub mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

just need to find a friend to go with now lol gouging my eyeballs out would be better than emmerdale in all honesty

pub mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

just need to find a friend to go with now lol gouging my eyeballs out would be better than emmerdale in all honesty

 

HOORAHH, a girl who doesn't like Emmerdale. There is a god :rofl:

cant flaming stick Corrie either sooner eat my own faeces off the town hall steps!!

cant flaming stick Corrie either sooner eat my own faeces off the town hall steps!!

 

Go for the treble. Tell me how shite Eastenders is.

 

"Phiw phiw, get 'im ahht 'o' my pab"

:rofl:

Eastenders, its the best of a selection of 5hite, so i think that renders it as crap!

Eastenders, its the best of a selection of 5hite, so i think that renders it as crap!

pmsl. exactly how i feel about that load of tat on tv called soap operas!! i'm going down the pub :duffer:

The problem with life today is that the only consistent thing that you can guarantee is that there will be changes. I may have to go over the pub tonight just to check that they still sell beer. And if they do then I guess it needs drinking before it goes off ....

pmsl. exactly how i feel about that load of tat on tv called soap operas!! i'm going down the pub :duffer:

 

I'll be there at 5.30 :duffer: :nana2:

The problem with life today is that the only consistent thing that you can guarantee is that there will be changes. I may have to go over the pub tonight just to check that they still sell beer. And if they do then I guess it needs drinking before it goes off ....

 

I've heard that once it's in your glass, it goes off in about 8 minutes so crack on.

Surely there must be some European regulation about how long it's safe to keep beer in your glass.

Surely there must be some European regulation about how long it's safe to keep beer in your glass.

there is, its 11.5 mins, and whilst drinking said pint, you must never mention your girlfriend, it should be drunk in manly gulps (no more than 6 gulps per pint), you must be constantly checking out women (even if youre out with other half)

 

topics to talk about whilst drinking said pint are as follows

 

1. tits

2. shagging

3. football

4. your car

5. the size shape and smell of your latest shite

1. tits

2. shagging

3. football

4. your car

5. the size shape and smell of your latest shite

 

 

looks like i better give up drinking then

1. tits

2. shagging

3. football

4. your car

5. the size shape and smell of your latest shite

 

 

looks like i better give up drinking then

nah, those were mens rules, women can talk about

 

1. lipstick

2. bedroom furniture

3. bitch about the other good lookin girls in the pub

1. lipstick

2. bedroom furniture

3. bitch about the other good lookin girls in the pub

 

 

god damn i wish i was a bloke

there is, its 11.5 mins, and whilst drinking said pint, you must never mention your girlfriend, it should be drunk in manly gulps (no more than 6 gulps per pint), you must be constantly checking out women (even if youre out with other half)

 

topics to talk about whilst drinking said pint are as follows

 

1. tits

2. shagging

3. football

4. your car

5. the size shape and smell of your latest shite

what if your girlfriend has really nice tits and/or is really good in bed. are you allowed to mention her then? just to inform your mates.

what if your girlfriend has really nice tits and/or is really good in bed. are you allowed to mention her then? just to inform your mates.

 

yeah thats not a problem, you could always sneak a few pics on your phone whilst getting a blow job to show ya mates aswell lol

 

but always remember, to much of a good thing!!!! lol