A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

 

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him

in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be

able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

 

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then .."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He sighed........"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the

box......."

ROFL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lmao.....class :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chris Evans picks up a blonde girl who is hitch hiking. As he drives off the girl says "your Chris Evans aren't you. "That's me" he says. "OOHH" she says, "I have always dreamed of going on the radio". "You can!" says Chris.

"Really, what do I have to do?". Chris pulls the car over and pulls out his old man and motions towards it. "Is that all I have to do?". "That's all" he says and motions towards his old man again. So the blonde leans forward, takes hold of his old man, puts her lips real close to it and says "HELLO MAM, HELLO DAD AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME!".

 

:rofl:

Two blond girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.

But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick "

class!

pmsl :rofl: :rofl:

a blonde is walking along a river bank, when she looks over the opposite side of the river and spots another blonde

 

she shouts "hey, how do you get over to the other side"

 

the other blonde shouts " i dont know, you are all ready there"

a blonde is walking along a river bank, when she looks over the opposite side of the river and spots another blonde

 

she shouts "hey, how do you get over to the other side"

 

the other blonde shouts " i dont know, you are all ready there"

"AND ?" :confused: