Come on admit it. You've all used them, spill the beans what have you used then.

The only one that seems to work in my experience is this:

 

"Was your dad a meat thief? Because it's like he took two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress".

 

;)

Am I in Paris cos your a real Eiffel.

 

Sad I now, but it worse as you get old.

:rofl: :rofl: Keep em coming, i think its so funny what us blokes will say or do to try and pull a bird

Hello

Someone call the Police, because it must be a crime to look as good as you baby!

Someone call the Police, because it must be a crime to look as good as you baby!

 

Are you single

Are you single

Didnt say that I'd used that line LOL, and NO im not.

Grab ya coat love, coz youve pulled.

do you have a mirror in your knickers because i can see myself in them tonight!!!

 

and no it didnt work lol!!

was always told if you make a woman laugh your in so i thought i try say something funny, so decided to go for it. " I couldnt help noticing what a lovely smile you have" the bird smilled and i thought, so far so good then i went and said it. " Your teeth are like stars, do they come out at night?" I got told to fook off. Only one i tried, so much for being funny.

How do you like you eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized :rofl:

How do you like you eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized :rofl:

pmsl

1. Do ya fancy going halves on a B*****d?

 

2. DO YA FANCY A f**k?......NO...Well do you mind lying down while I have one!

A remember a mate saying to a woman in a night club: "I'm 32, I've got a big cock and I'm single".

 

She said: "We better go back to mine then". And they did.

 

She wasn't all that - and in her late 40s. He was late 20s, married and I'm not convinced his cock is particularly big.

1. Do ya fancy going halves on a B*****d?

 

2. DO YA FANCY A f**k?......NO...Well do you mind lying down while I have one!

 

 

LMAO

dont need to say anything, just whip out your cock, put it in their hand and cry.

was talking to a bird once thought i was getting in there and i said to her "so what gets you into trouble then?" meaning what sort of things do you like doing. Her reply " Willies i got 4 kids" LOL Fook, what an excellent reply i thought

Hi My names Maltesa

""MAltesa?

Yea I melt in ya mouth and ot in ya hand

 

Worked and I bet none of you have heard it before.

wasnt that minstrels?

your eyes are like spanners, everytime i look at them my nuts tighten

after a couple of dances at a club " you dont sweat much for a fat bird "

 

it aint worked yet but Ive been assured by a mate that its a dead cert, so gonna keep trying.

can i smell your fanny?

No?

oh, it must be your feet then!!

How heavy is a polar bear?

I just thought it would break the ice.

 

Do your legs ache.

No.

They should cos you have been running through my mind all day.

 

Never used them. Never had to. I laways found "Do you want a drink" worked well enough.

 

If they are interested they are interested.

 

Didn't think birds would be that hard to pull on the island mate. After all your car would match there stilletos.

 

Darrell

How about.....Give me a Sh*g or I'l punch ya cnut in?

How about.....Give me a Sh*g or I'l punch ya cnut in?

Downside to that one is i think its called rape...