Just seen my ex, in her little Punto with her new man.

 

She left me for some piece of Ayrshire shit. Funny thing was the twat & fat fuck was eyeing up my Z, looking in the window etc.

 

Should have seen the cunts face when I came back to my motor (he doesn't like me). Stupid tosser then TRIED to race me, 1.2 peddle power against the Z. The winner? Answers on a post-card to......

 

They are perfectly matched, Thick as Greek style yoghurt.

.......but like the Murphy's..... you're not bitter.... LMAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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what is it with people in small cars, they are always trying to race me, I pull up to someone in a supra, GTO though and we just nod at each other and are happy with that,

 

I just play the 3k rule a lot of the time, I let them thrash the shit out of their car and I only take mine up to 3krpm, makes things more interesting

 

 

although the other day a pug GTI tried to speed up as i overtook him (on duel carriage way) so I dropped it and laughed as the noise of his farting exhaust dissapeared

 

 

if he was looking in your window you should have grabbed his head and shoved it through the puntos window, it takes a LOT of effort to break side window glass

 

 

i get that too. Even tho ive only got a NA i always get little turds in their golfs n novas n corsas right up my arse when im cruisin through the town, like they want to do 70 in the main street. Get to the edge of town and u just drop a couple of gears and then piss yourself laughing as they try and throw their car off the road to keep up with you. so funny seeing a guy try to keep up in their corsa as they go careering across the road at corners, while you change to 5th gear cruising. When will they learn???

Originally posted by Baba-Jan:

i get that too. Even tho ive only got a NA i always get little turds in their golfs n novas n corsas right up my arse when im cruisin through the town, like they want to do 70 in the main street. Get to the edge of town and u just drop a couple of gears and then piss yourself laughing as they try and throw their car off the road to keep up with you. so funny seeing a guy try to keep up in their corsa as they go careering across the road at corners, while you change to 5th gear cruising. When will they learn???

 

All the ones near me never leave the town centres, they all make lots of noise around town where I'm not gonna race them, get to the edge of town and then turn back. Spoilsporting feckers never leave the 30 limits.

 

 

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Aye and her little bitch sister with her man can get to fuck too. Can't wait to get up behind his rust bucket, not the first time I've skinned that big nosed prick in his Uno.

 

My VTS was the first, then the Marea (2.0L, 20v one) then soon to be 300'ed.

 

Her Dad was a baldy twat too, he had a Hyundia, piece of shit.

 

He hated me, because I had more than him and I'm young.

 

Well, when I see that dick in his Vauxawfull Plectra, he gonna get cut up!!!

 

Bad day at work!