NZR: Jokes

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially

buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three

wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he`s in a bedroom. in a mansion, surrounded

by

50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the

house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and

the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.

Then there is a knock at the door. He answeres the door and standing there

are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to

the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he

is dead.

The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods,

it`s the two blonde genies. One blonde says to the other one "Hey, I can

understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion

to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but

to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

Ulrika Johnson has been caught pleasuring herself with a vibrating mobile

phone! Apparently its not the first time she has had an ERIKSSON in her

knickers.

Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting jumpers for

their

>>>> > expected kids. The first one says "I hope that I have a baby boy,

because

>>>> > I'm knitting a blue jumper." The second says "I hope that I have a

girl

>>>> > because I'm knitting a pink jumper." The third woman says "I hope my

kid

>>>>is

>>>> > a spastic, because I've fucked the arms up."

>>>> > > > >

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