So, there I am in the laundrette putting my clothes into the washer and this bird is sat opposite and she says (really sarcastically) "do you know what your doing there mate". The cheeky fookin cow, I nearly :slap: her. How dare she assume that because I'm a man I don't know how to load a fookin washing machine. I laughed and said "yeah whatever bitch" and continued. I wasn't staying around to listen to any more of her chauvinist bullshit so I left. I had a quick walk round town and hoped she wasn't there when I got back.

 

The good news: she wasn't

 

The bad news: I'm gunna look smashing in pink and the fire brigade said that the smoke damage will be permanent after ALL them suds started an electrical fire.

 

That'll teach me, maybe I should have given her a chance :rofl: :rofl:

Wot's a Launderette?

It's a scary place where men aren't allowed. Or if you live in Walford it's your second home.

mate ur a bit twisted !!!

 

take things too personaly my friend

I'm only having a laugh. Life is way too short to get bent over a triviality like this.

not a truer word spoken my friend :D :duffer:

Got to admit though, she had a point!

 

A man of the world would know how do it properly........

 

You get your Mrs to enter the said establishment while you go and get yourself a KFC and then go and sit in the nearest Halfords carpark.

 

IDIOT!

 

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Got to admit though, she had a point!

 

A man of the world would know how do it properly........

 

You get your Mrs to enter the said establishment while you go and get yourself a KFC and then go and sit in the nearest Halfords carpark.

 

IDIOT!

 

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Did I forget to mention that the woman WAS my missus. Thought that was obvious :rofl:

you must love miss hunny pot.

Did I forget to mention that the woman WAS my missus. Thought that was obvious :rofl:

 

Why does your Mrs take you to the Launderette and then run off?

 

Why does Your Mrs refer to you as "Mate"?

 

Your Mrs doesn't think you are stupid because you're a man, she thinks you're stupid because you're stupid.

 

By the way your Mrs is now ****ing a Fireman.

 

;)

i can see this thread turning into something it shouldnt so i have closed it