February 14, 200718 yr Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or > boyfriend along shopping > This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in > Oxford: > > Dear Mrs. Murray, > > While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty > Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and > your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. > Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our > surveillance cameras: > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's > trolleys when they weren't looking. > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute > intervals. > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine > products aisle. > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, > "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. > > 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told > shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas > stove. > > 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he > began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" > > 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, > picked his nose, and ate it. > > 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the > Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants > were. > > 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the > "Mission Impossible" theme. > > 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" > using different size funnels. > > 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled > "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" > > 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed > the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." > > And; last, but not least: > > 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; > then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." > > Yours sincerely, > Edward Thompson - Manager :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
> boyfriend along shopping
> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
> Oxford:
>
> Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
and
> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
antics.
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
our
> surveillance cameras:
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine
> products aisle.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas
> stove.
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,
he
> began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror,
> picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants
> were.
>
> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the
> "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
> using different size funnels.
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled
> "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed
> the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while;
> then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
>
> Yours sincerely,
>
Edward Thompson - Manager
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: