Ok you guys out there what are you getting us girls in your life for this special day :slap: :hyper: :nana2:

you'll have to wait until tomorrow :nono:

Ok you guys out there what are you getting us girls in your life for this special day :slap: :hyper: :nana2:

 

Aha just worked out who you are from your sig now :D

 

Well i'm single at the moment but i have a date on valentines day so i think the single rose route is the way to go :) You don't want to go overboard on the first date now do you? lol

Well i'm single at the moment but i have a date on valentines day

 

good luck Bunmeister. take it nice and easy, and make sure she sees plenty of Z

A voucher for 'An hour of Craig David loving'.

 

What woman could want more?

A new dyson.

im not buying my fella a prezzie i got better things to do like take the dog for a dump

 

incidentally im hoping the zed buys me a prezzie:

 

"please take this HKS boost controller as a mark of my devotion, love and commitment, now turn the fooker up and lets have some fun!!"

A voucher for 'An hour of Craig David loving'.

 

What woman could want more?

 

how about 'a quarter hour of Craig David loving' :D

A new dyson.

 

pmsl :rofl:

A butt plug if you're lucky

A butt plug if you're lucky

 

Congratulations!

 

You kept that quiet.

 

What's the name of your new fella?

 

What car does he drive?

 

Star sign?

 

Has he got a vibrating vagina?

 

Does he know what a clitoris is?

 

Not that one. It's the one with the ball at the bottom. What, do you think I'm a cheapskate or something :rofl:

 

HARTY.

Congratulations!

 

You kept that quiet.

 

What's the name of your new fella?

 

What car does he drive?

 

Star sign?

 

Has he got a vibrating vagina?

 

Does he know what a clitoris is?

 

 

leave my andy alone he dont need anything vibrating i assure you

Congratulations!

 

You kept that quiet.

 

What's the name of your new fella?

 

What car does he drive?

 

Star sign?

 

Has he got a vibrating vagina?

 

Does he know what a clitoris is?

 

Fella? Is there something you're not telling us? :mac1:

i am gonna buy a magners ... have it on ice tomorrow night whilst sat either on here... or watching something on telly..

 

booo hoooo all alone for V.Day!

good luck Bunmeister. take it nice and easy, and make sure she sees plenty of Z

 

Oh she will, i know i've convinced her to buy one already :D lol

 

Pity it'll have odd wheels on it but never mind :rofl:

i am gonna buy a magners ... have it on ice tomorrow night whilst sat either on here... or watching something on telly..

 

booo hoooo all alone for V.Day!

 

LOL think of the money you'll save and also not have to sit cramped up in a restaurant with hundreds of other drooling saddos ;)

Hey you best not come look my way, I've just bought you the car and s**t loads of stuff from Zcentre. What I want to know is what are you getting me

Ooooh **** im glad this thread got started as I forgot!

Fella? Is there something you're not telling us? :mac1:

 

Yep. I'm seeing your boyfriend behind your back.

Yep. I'm seeing your boyfriend behind your back.

 

(prbably not one of my best come-backs)

 

How do you delete a post?

 

Help!

fpmsl :rofl:

(prbably not one of my best come-backs)

 

How do you delete a post?

 

Help!

 

:rofl: :wack: Here ya go mutley, have this medal :rofl:

Well i'm single at the moment but i have a date on valentines day so i think the single rose route is the way to go :) You don't want to go overboard on the first date now do you? lol

 

good luck Bunmeister. take it nice and easy, and make sure she sees plenty of Z

 

im sure he will be able to stop her falling asleep :rofl: :rofl:

In the North we know how to treat a woman.