What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders?

 

Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!!

 

Anyway, this is what I learned today.....

 

Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that.

 

Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera.

 

Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS.

 

Security guards are getting smaller these days.

 

MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX.

 

My brakes are shit.

 

Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino.

 

Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point)

 

And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end.

 

Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread!

 

:D ;)

 

Andy

Too much information!!

oh dear i hope you had their permission to post this

LMAO!!! wtf im glad i missed them conversations :rofl: :rofl:

PMFSL

 

and your clitoris is in your ear!!

oh dear i hope you had their permission to post this

Oh yes it was all said in a publis bar to some of the locals amazement!!!

well thats ok then bud, wouldnt like to get on the wrong side of horniepie lol

PMFSL

 

and your clitoris is in your ear!!

 

What' a clitoris?

well thats ok then bud, wouldnt like to get on the wrong side of horniepie lol

 

 

im not that bad - and i did behave myself!

 

until I played with that ribbed green thing! :hyper:

well thats ok then bud, wouldnt like to get on the wrong side of horniepie lol

 

Horniepie??

 

NO NO NO it's Honeypot (you know, £10 for a lap dance £20 for a blow job and if you want sex, she pays you).

 

:eek:

im not that bad - and i did behave myself!

 

until I played with that ribbed green thing! :hyper:

what KARL ;) :rofl:

Horniepie??

 

NO NO NO it's Honeypot (you know, £10 for a lap dance £20 for a blow job and if you want sex, she pays you).

 

:eek:

 

 

sucky sucky 8 dolla... but discount speshal price of 5 :D

im not that bad - and i did behave myself!

 

until I played with that ribbed green thing! :hyper:

 

Oh yes, that another thing I learned - Honeypot likes it RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE!

Oh yes, that another thing I learned - Honeypot likes it RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE!

 

 

at least i like em straight :rofl:

sucky sucky 8 dolla... but discount speshal price of 5 :D

 

Do you take Paypal?

What' a clitoris?

 

I think he went to the loo at that point to check his cock wasn't bent ! :p :rofl: :rofl:

 

Good laugh all in all - cheers to bubbles for letting us scare some dear and take piccies. I hope you didn't have to rake all the lose gravel back !

sound like a fun meet!

thank's bud .....

 

 

eh eh eh ...MAD FOR IT ...... :rofl:

 

 

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LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Errrm Andy I get the Rhino bit cos I get the horn but can you explain the spearmint bit pretty please ;)

LMFAO at me dying my hair to match the colour of my old dears car LMAO

 

Mich

LMFAO at me dying my hair to match the colour of my old dears car LMAO

 

Mich

 

 

you shoulda come to the pub hun!! I thought you were gonna turn after wozzer into the pub!! :slap:

Oh and how dare you call it a GTS, GT-R33 V-spec to be precise and I thought you guys where up on jap cars tut tut :p

 

Mich

No I had to get home someone was coming to look at the car :(

 

Mich

No I had to get home someone was coming to look at the car :(

 

Mich

 

 

awe next time then!

 

p.s... good luck with the sale! :D

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Errrm Andy I get the Rhino bit cos I get the horn but can you explain the spearmint bit pretty please ;)

 

 

so when your finished you have a good taste in your....ok stop now ....

 

 

 

... :eek: :eek:

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Errrm Andy I get the Rhino bit cos I get the horn but can you explain the spearmint bit pretty please ;)

 

No that's not how it started!!

 

Honypie got the name Honeypot which is a chain of strip clubs (I can't remember how) and so as not to leave you out and as you girlies like to do things together (piss and poo) I decided to give you a name that is a chain of strip clubs too.

 

Got it?

 

Andy