New Cricket Rules (Official)

 

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New Cricket rules (Official)

 

In order to make Cricket more competitive in the coming months, the International Cricket Council has proposed a set of new rules to "level the playing field".

 

The proposals are as follows.

 

Australia will be bound by a new "tip and run" rule.

 

Australia will now be subject to a "6 and out" clause for any ball that clears the fence.

 

While batting Australia will have the traditional wickets removed and replaced with a full size Sulo Wheelie bin.

 

Australian Openers will be banned from playing any strokes in the first 5 overs.

 

A run for an Australian Batsman will now be two lengths of the pitch rather than the traditional one.

 

Any English Batsman will now be subject to a "Can't get out first ball" clause.

 

England will now be permitted to run through their entire batting side twice through in a standard innings.

 

England will be permitted a new "one hand one bounce" fielding rule England will be allowed a "last man stand"

 

Brett Lee will be allowed to bowl, but only left handed.

 

When asked how he felt about the new laws, Ricky Ponting was quoted as saying, "Fair enough."

 

The next test match will incorporate the new rules and regulations in their entirety and based on these changes TAB CORP have issued their latest odds on the outcome.

 

Australia paying $1.02 to Win with England running at 200-1

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PMSL!

But the Springboks dont need those rules while we have Ntini and Pollock!!

PMSL!

But the Springboks dont need those rules while we have Ntini and Pollock!!

 

 

:bow: :bow:

 

 

and would of had pieterson if he knew where his fookin roots were! :slap:

HAHA! Well you guys got us Aussies today!.... mind you it was only our 2nd 11!! lol! so it dosnt count!

:dance: Go Aus Go :dance:

:dance: Go Aus Go :dance:

Whoa! Hold it there Missy! WTF?!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Whoa! Hold it there Missy! WTF?!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

zim arn't playing..... :tongue:

Just hold on there a cotton pickin minute

 

I get all the abuse from emails constantly, so I don't need it on here as well. :nono:

 

Its just not fair :cry:

 

I mean look at some of the things i get sent

at least we're still rugby wourd champions :tongue: (well for a few more months anyway :slap: )

HAHA! Well you guys got us Aussies today!.... mind you it was only our 2nd 11!! lol! so it dosnt count!

 

Meh! As if it wasn`t a 2nd string English team out on the field with no Trescothic, Vaughn or Collingwood. :slap: You convicts sure are poor losers :p Now if only you supported England you would be used to it :rofl: