To my darling husband,

> >

> >

> >

> >Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

> >

> >about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned

>into

> >

> >the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,

> >so

> >

> >please don't worry too much about me.

> >

> >

> >

> >I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway

> >I

> >

> >accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

> >

> >garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a

> >halt

> >

> >when it bumped into your car.

> >

> >

> >

> >I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you

> >

> >will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my

> >

> >sweetheart.

> >

> >I am enclosing a picture for you

> >

> >

> >

> >I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

> >

> >

> >

> >Your loving wife.

> >

> >XXX

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >P.S. Your girlfriend called.

>

Oooopppss :shock: :rofl: :slap:

pmsl :rofl:

oh shit thats funny

pmsl

PMSL LOADS :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dont mess with us birds eh!

ouch! :smash: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ow

oh my whos been a naughty boy LOL