* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * *

 

I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example:

 

I get a message in my guestbook...

 

"hi there just dropped by to say hello"

 

So i go to have a look who left it...

 

Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic):

 

 

Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs

 

"I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her

 

"I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried

 

"I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house?

 

"i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate

 

Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you?

 

"Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary

 

And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic....

 

 

And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

i think your trouble is your sobering up to much otherwise you would be at them like a dog to a bone bring on the beer goggle syndrome :shock:

 

mate i don't think i could drink enough to end up sleeping with the first gal :rofl:

Eh, where's the "All of the above" option?

 

:rofl: ;)

 

Your wish is my command :rofl: :rofl:

Your wish is my command :rofl: :rofl:

 

You sod, he'll love that :rofl: :tongue:

i think your trouble is your sobering up to much otherwise you would be at them like a dog to a bone bring on the beer goggle syndrome :shock:

Hmmmmmmmm.................

 

Quality bud, better you than me :rofl:

That first troll looks like a dwarf in the blurred out picture.

Make her year (lifetime) and take her out on one date, wine and dine her (make sure she drinks loads), go back to hers for some sweet loving and 5th meal (more drink) and when she collapses nick her pc so she can do no more harm to us unsuspecting blokes.

**** me , i think i know her

:hurl:

Nick

 

I have to say you do use the name bantambunny a lot. You seem to appear in google many times.

 

And in some very interesting web sites.

 

Would post some but let the others find them for themselves.

 

Darrell

Quality bud, better you than me :rofl:

That first troll looks like a dwarf in the blurred out picture.

Make her year (lifetime) and take her out on one date, wine and dine her (make sure she drinks loads), go back to hers for some sweet loving and 5th meal (more drink) and when she collapses nick her pc so she can do no more harm to us unsuspecting blokes.

 

pmsl :rofl: i think just putting her down would be kinder mate :D

Nick

 

I have to say you do use the name bantambunny a lot. You seem to appear in google many times.

 

And in some very interesting web sites.

 

Would post some but let the others find them for themselves.

 

Darrell

 

That's been my nickname on the net since i was 15, covered alot of ground since then :rofl:

You sod, he'll love that :rofl: :tongue:

 

And so do 50% of the voters so far :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The google search never lies!!!!

 

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I've been on a few sites :D lol I like the way my business http://www.delazo.com appears as the first hit even though i don't even mention bantambunny on there :D

I notice you've had dealings with Pearl Necklaces before!! ;) :rofl:

 

she is the hotest girl at the moment.

 

rated 9

 

go for it.

 

Can't bring myself to join up and have a look around. The wife would kill me getting all those emails.

 

Bad enough with the ones you just get.

 

Darrell

Yeah, she looks lovely! ;)

 

She looks ready for romantic evenings in, or nice walks in the country ;)

I notice you've had dealings with Pearl Necklaces before!! ;) :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl: don't knock it, i got paid 800 quid and 500 quids worth of pearls :D

she is the hotest girl at the moment.

 

rated 9

 

go for it.

 

Can't bring myself to join up and have a look around. The wife would kill me getting all those emails.

 

Bad enough with the ones you just get.

 

Darrell

 

lol, she's very nice althought i do like the other gal as well mainly down to the luscious lips and lilting spanish accent :D

I first saw the small image of the web page, and thought "They've got a picture of a pearl necklace on the main page!!" :shock: But it turned out to be just a circle of pearls instead :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lol, she's very nice althought i do like the other gal as well mainly down to the luscious lips and lilting spanish accent :D

Is she in to older men then? ;) :rofl:

I first saw the small image of the web page, and thought "They've got a picture of a pearl necklace on the main page!!" :shock: But it turned out to be just a circle of pearls instead :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

To be honest the best sites are still in development or have been updated since i made that page.

 

http://www.classicminiinteriors.com has been updated and

 

http://www.exhaustsuk.co.uk/onlineshop/index.php

 

has just been made live with my new web2.0 front end

 

The back end of the sites is the impressive bit

 

My new assett management system is also close to completion, and possible use in a £30k project

Is she in to older men then? ;) :rofl:

 

You're not that lucky :tongue:

You're not that lucky :tongue:

I know, tell me about it :rolleyes:

57% and rising :tongue: :rofl: