fook me the borum's slow tonight :tongue:

Borum? That your bowel movements? You struggling to pass your stools? Stretching your anal muscles to the limit with a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine?

Borum? That your bowel movements? You struggling to pass your stools? Stretching your anal muscles to the limit with a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine?

 

:rofl: i should be so lucky aint had 1 i've had to cut up to flush for ages, i trust your back to solids again now si :rofl:

I've not had bum gravy for ages actually thank God. Worst bout of it I ever had was when I was in Crete about 5 years ago. The night before the flight home and I was off to the bog every 15 minutes. I still dunno where all the stuff came from as I swear I didn't eat what was coming out in volume.

 

I ran out of loo roll too as you end up wiping your bum on an entire one after pissing out or your arse. So ran down stairs and the receptionist thought it would be funny to laugh and not give me a bog roll. So I threatened to defecate all over the bar if they didn't hand over a toilet roll. I then ran out again and ended up just hosing myself down in the shower afterwards. A far quicker operation.

 

I was so worried it was going to carry on during the flight. I had a window seat which wasn't wise as we all know how quickly these things erupt. So tough shit (literally) if you gotta erupt during take off. Not sure what I would have done to be honest. Wasn't just the mess....but the stench was just gut wrenching.

 

I made it home though without incident.

haha fook that imagine spending the 4 hrs flight holding your arse together only to lose complete control of your sphinkter on landing whilst trying to pop your ears lol

 

i went to malia few years ago fooking best holiday i ever had and back to crete last year to agios nicholos which was shit (forgive the pun lol) comparied to malia

Borum? That your bowel movements? You struggling to pass your stools? Stretching your anal muscles to the limit with a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine?

 

Don't talk to me about bowel movements! :hurl: :rofl:

Don't talk to me about bowel movements! :hurl: :rofl:

 

mwhahahaha heres the man talk of the devil, have you taken any bisto tablets?

You been doing any sound recordings Nick?

think he's been calling his 2 mates huuughie and raaalf all day lol