Thought I'd share this strange experience I had today: The little lady and I always buy each other fun gifts (of the bedroom variety) to unwrap Xmas Eve (to make sure the festive season goes with a bang so to speak :p ) and with this in mind, after receiving a few things off t'interweb I decided to drop into Ann Summers this morning to see what else was going while finishing off the rest of my Xmas shopping. What ensued was truly the bizarrest conversation I've ever had with a shop assistant. The manager, roughly my age, long hair, very good looking, full figured but in a very sexy hourglass kind of way, who was squeezed into a corset that enabled her to virtually rest her chin on "certain areas", asked if I needed any help. After briefly explaining the situation she then took it upon herself to show me round their stock, including all the toys they had to offer. Nothing unusual there I hear you cry, but...she then went into minute detail as to how each one worked, both mechanically (fine) and their effect (Oh my...), each one with a...er...graphic reference to her own experience with them (Sweet Jesus and All the Little Orphans! :rofl: ). The best moment was when she got round to this particularly large item, mean't for a ladys "derriere"...her response was "I really enjoy this one but you need to be fairly experienced as some ladies find it quite a stretch..."

 

:eek: :wack: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: Where's that shop then?? ;)

 

Nice one Leigh :bow:

:rofl: :rofl: Where's that shop then?? ;)

 

Nice one Leigh :bow:

I'd have to PM it to you Dave else everyone will bloody well go! :rofl:

To hell with phone sex lines...this girl rocks! :D ("same time next week then darlin'?") :rofl:

should of asked her to demonstrate :rofl: :rofl:

Any pics.....?? :x:

lol, Friday you are a dirty old man.

[add me to the pm list please]

make sure you stock up on AAs!!!

make sure you stock up on AAs!!!

 

Sounds like your talking from experience ;)

make sure you stock up on AAs!!!

 

More like D's for some of them... :rofl:

Leigh are you gonna get Mr Dixon to custom map some of these items :D

Leigh are you gonna get Mr Dixon to custom map some if these items :D

PMSL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

That's so wrong.

 

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