Well it's Xmas so here's a merry Xmas timewaster. We all see examples of cr*p driving which really winds us up so why not invent a few offences of our own? Here are a few to get you started. Merry Crimble - Gio :duffer:

 

CD33 Cutting in like a complete arse

DR65 In charge of a vehicle while wearing a hat, glasses, braces and a pipe

DD42 Changing lanes in an offensive car

DD22 Driving under the influence of 2Fast 2Furious

DD99 Driving or attempting to drive while stupid

CU60 Indicators not operative (automatically issued to all BMW drivers)

CD80 Crashing without due care and attention

CU45 Using a vehicle with offensive spoiler

MS80 Refusing to get out of the middle lane

SB30 Exceeding the bling limit in a built-up area during the hours of darkness

'Im 90 and can barely shuffle along with my zimmer but Im ok to drive' - should definately have one to do with that I think!!

8008, driving whilst windows are iced up or full of condensation

 

its probably already the law but the amount of people i see driving like this you wouldnt think so

Driving in fog with your lights on

 

More people don't so why not

lol, here's one that the treasury'll like:

 

SP00: driving while... driving. £100 fine. ka-ching ka-ching.

BM320: Driving without signalling :D

I think you just read all those from Vinz's license :rofl:

oo340 driving a volvo with no brain ! because the car turns its lights on for you

[CD33 Cutting in like a complete arse

DR65 In charge of a vehicle while wearing a hat, glasses, braces and a pipe

DD42 Changing lanes in an offensive car

DD22 Driving under the influence of 2Fast 2Furious

DD99 Driving or attempting to drive while stupid

CU60 Indicators not operative (automatically issued to all BMW drivers)

CD80 Crashing without due care and attention

CU45 Using a vehicle with offensive spoiler

MS80 Refusing to get out of the middle lane

SB30 Exceeding the bling limit in a built-up area during the hours of darkness

 

DR66 same as DR65 but more intended for silly old twats in driving gloves

DR67 for sill old twats in gloves in a Volvo.

ST50 Hitting or collision with unknown vehicle in Tesco carpark by use of approved shopping trolley, and driving away without leaving owners details

NP10 Being male or female driving a Nova and a prat

COK30 Driving like miss daisy at 30mph in a 70mph limit

COK50 Still driving like miss daisy but a lesser speed

**** Special terms, only applicable to zed drivers. to ram anyone else off the road, when they feel like it, and for no apparent reason.

DL101 Driving with no lights on in fog?are people mad i had to go on a trip today and the amount of people with no light on was a joke.

DM107 driving while reading a paper

DD40: For all the 40MPH cruisers out there. You know the ones, they stay at 40 through some nice open national speed limit roads, then, as you hit a 30 limit, the idiot carries on doing 40! :headvswal TER-WAT!

 

:)

Happy crimble everyone! - :duffer: :duffer: