I went to the physio today. Nothing special there you ask.

 

Nope, sat in reception, name gets called, look up and in that very moment the whole reception of fellas around my age and older go very very quiet.

 

Lads, my physio is a BABE. But it gets worse.

 

There is am, shirt of in all my middle aged glory, not a good picture I can tell you. She gets me to sit on the side of the bed, stand in front of me, grabs my hands and raises tehm above my head.

 

Her boobs where 2 inches from my nose, I was so close I could smell her. So im thinking, FFS dont stare, so i look up, ARRRRRG shes got awsome eyes, shit I cant look there eitehr. So to be a gentleman I close my eyes.

 

"Oh sory is that hurting"

"Err what, oh no I am OK"

"Oh, why have you got your eyes closed?"

"I am trying to be a gentleman"

"Sory?"

"Err I may be an old fart, but I am a guy, sory and all that but im not a letch"

She went scarlet.

I said "I understand if you want to swap me"

 

The physio in the next room heard and pissed himself lauging when I appologised for making her blush.

 

Bless.

 

Guys, I have not had such a pert pair of bresty dumpling that close from my face for at least 15 years.

I went to the physio today. Nothing special there you ask.

 

Nope, sat in reception, name gets called, look up and in that very moment the whole reception of fellas around my age and older go very very quiet.

 

Lads, my physio is a BABE. But it gets worse.

 

There is am, shirt of in all my middle aged glory, not a good picture I can tell you. She gets me to sit on the side of the bed, stand in front of me, grabs my hands and raises tehm above my head.

 

Her boobs where 2 inches from my nose, I was so close I could smell her. So im thinking, FFS dont stare, so i look up, ARRRRRG shes got awsome eyes, shit I cant look there eitehr. So to be a gentleman I close my eyes.

 

"Oh sory is that hurting"

"Err what, oh no I am OK"

"Oh, why have you got your eyes closed?"

"I am trying to be a gentleman"

"Sory?"

"Err I may be an old fart, but I am a guy, sory and all that but im not a letch"

She went scarlet.

I said "I understand if you want to swap me"

 

The physio in the next room heard and pissed himself lauging when I appologised for making her blush.

 

Bless.

 

Guys, I have not had such a pert pair of bresty dumpling that close from my face for at least 15 years.

 

Oh and she smelled of apple blossom.

whats her number? where does she work? and could you break my leg for me?

when are you going back???????????????????????

can i come???????????????????????

next time remember your camera phone, and share :smash: :tongue:

And you didnt get a hard on? Had a similer thing once at the barbers there was a gorgeous bird washing my hair, leaning back with my face facing the celing she was bending over me with her tits in my face top half open and they where wobbeling when her fingers where going through my hair, FFS here we go, i thought dont take that sheet away ffs, just like when your young and you get a hard on on the bus and you can see your stop coming up :rofl: :rofl: :headvswal

im not a letch

Yeah, right! ;)

I had the same thing with this gorgeous irish female optician, beautiful big brown eyes, long raven black hair and slightly tanned with that lilting irish accent.

 

They always do that bit where the lights go down low and get right up against your face to look into your eyes and check the veins inside with a little flashlight pen and i could feel her breathing in my ear and those big brown eyes staring right at me man that was tricky especially when i was asked to look down and left to see her heaving bosoms about 4 inches away

 

Keep meaning to book in for a check up :rofl:

I had the same thing with this gorgeous irish female optician, beautiful big brown eyes, long raven black hair and slightly tanned with that lilting irish accent.

 

They always do that bit where the lights go down low and get right up against your face to look into your eyes and check the veins inside with a little flashlight pen and i could feel her breathing in my ear and those big brown eyes staring right at me man that was tricky especially when i was asked to look down and left to see her heaving bosoms about 4 inches away

 

Keep meaning to book in for a check up :rofl:

 

I had the same but thought it was just her coming on to me but obviously they all do it lol :p

I had the same but thought it was just her coming on to me but obviously they all do it lol :p

 

You don't wear glasses you dirty bugger :rofl:

no but i wanted to so i could go back

pmsl :rofl: screwdriver in the eye matey, that'll sort it :D

i think i might think of a less painfull way of going back mate. This was a few years ago now so should prob go back anyhow.

well if you've been :xxx:ing enough you'll have gone blind anyway :rofl:

I should of gone blind years ago lol

lol, you hellraiser you. Looking death in the eye :rofl:

go down low and get right up against your face to look into your eyes and check the veins

 

Bloody hell they never give me that kind of check up! :rofl:

Bloody hell they never give me that kind of check up! :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl:

well if you've been :xxx:ing enough you'll have gone blind anyway :rofl:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

remember when i went in the RN and had a induction interview with the most beutifull woman i have ever seen in my life, huge breasts beutifull figure and the most breathtaking green eyes i have ever seen, was a nightmare for a 16 year old just joining up, remember thinking dont look at the tits, looked up into eyes and just lost it , to this day i cannot remember what i blathered to her

I went to the physio today. Nothing special there you ask.

 

Nope, sat in reception, name gets called, look up and in that very moment the whole reception of fellas around my age and older go very very quiet.

 

Lads, my physio is a BABE. But it gets worse.

 

There is am, shirt of in all my middle aged glory, not a good picture I can tell you. She gets me to sit on the side of the bed, stand in front of me, grabs my hands and raises tehm above my head.

 

Her boobs where 2 inches from my nose, I was so close I could smell her. So im thinking, FFS dont stare, so i look up, ARRRRRG shes got awsome eyes, shit I cant look there eitehr. So to be a gentleman I close my eyes.

 

"Oh sory is that hurting"

"Err what, oh no I am OK"

"Oh, why have you got your eyes closed?"

"I am trying to be a gentleman"

"Sory?"

"Err I may be an old fart, but I am a guy, sory and all that but im not a letch"

She went scarlet.

I said "I understand if you want to swap me"

 

The physio in the next room heard and pissed himself lauging when I appologised for making her blush.

 

Bless.

 

Guys, I have not had such a pert pair of bresty dumpling that close from my face for at least 15 years.

:rofl: a true gentleman :bow:

Hey bonus. I got a phone call from her today asking if I could come in tomoro for an xray

 

Now do I iron my cloths or just throw a t-shirt on with some jeans and let the middle aged spread do the talking

Hey bonus. I got a phone call from her today asking if I could come in tomoro for an xray

 

Now do I iron my cloths or just throw a t-shirt on with some jeans and let the middle aged spread do the talking

 

You're thinking too much about it, it can only end in tears :rofl: :tongue:

Hey bonus. I got a phone call from her today asking if I could come in tomoro for an xray

 

Now do I iron my cloths or just throw a t-shirt on with some jeans and let the middle aged spread do the talking

 

sounds like you might need a corsett then :rofl: :rofl: if you go in all sprussed up it will look so obvious she will see straight through that..........can you get a pic of her hehe :)