fuc me.. are those words flying through my head at some speed today!!

 

The evidence is out! Saturday night - work christmas party... the photos are going around the office! :wack:

 

why why why :headvswal :headvswal

1) got into a converstation with the Commercial Manager - insisting that all men cheat on their other halves... and they cant be trusted coz they are typical men blah blah blah ..... until he said 'who's the best looking girl here' .. naturally I said me (lol) and he said 'if u at the end of the night you were standing naked at the end of the room......... ' The conversation ended there :wack:

 

2) Went outside the stadium thing to have a smoke (ahem) and the Saints Football coach pitched up ... they just lost to Southend - and i made some remark - cant remember exactly what but i was the only one laughing at it.. and had a bunch of pissed off fellas looking at me...

 

3) Asked the manager @ the stadium if there was an ATM (cash machine) and he said no - i went mental slating Saints football club saying - Old Trafford have one (not that i know that or anything) ... your rubbish - I was swiftly moved out of the area by my mate...

 

4) sang in a subway/tunnel thing lilly allen 'smile' as if i was wanting money - back on wall, one leg bent up on the wall - strumming a guitar and singing away.... didnt get a penny :wack:

 

5) cant remember the rest of the night..... photos say it all! :rolleyes:

For fooks sake WHERE are these photos!!!.

 

Your not playing fair.

All I will say is that next morning Breakfast was late at the Hotel (Thank god or I wouldn't have made it) because the Trip switches had been removed from the side of the Castle where the kitchens are.

 

I'm sure they were found after we checked out. Along with the bulbs from that wings main corridor. I'm told its haunted and I remember nothing about it.

Come on, don't be tight. Show us the others!!

You really ment UDDERS :dance:

pmsl :rofl: