We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.

 

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

 

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

 

Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.

 

We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.

 

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

 

We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.

 

We got off the Titanic first.

 

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes.

 

We have total control over our eyebrows.

 

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

We can cry to get out of speeding fines.

 

The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.

 

We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

 

We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood.

 

Taxis stop for us.

 

We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.

 

We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look incredibly cool when we do.

 

We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.

 

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

ok, on 1st impression it may seem great but....

 

we dont ever have to go through childbirth!! :D :p :dance:

ok, on 1st impression it may seem great but....

 

we dont ever have to go through childbirth!! :D :p :dance:

 

:rolleyes: you had to kill the mood :slap:

 

reckon tho best thing about being a woman - it doesnt show when u r horny!! lol ...... pretty hard to hide a hard winky aint it boys! :tongue: :tongue:

LOL! who wants to hide it!! :rofl:

LOL! who wants to hide it!! :rofl:

 

well there are certain times when it happens that you cant exactly whip it out and get on with it.. .. can you?

Yes but what about that bicycle thing that you have to get on every month. Just to avoid that is better than being a woman.

Oh, and a ruck is in RUGBY.

you still cant fookin drive tho :rofl: :rofl:

Or throw stones properly

well there are certain times when it happens that you cant exactly whip it out and get on with it.. .. can you?

 

LOL! well neither can you girls when you get your "deep-on" or "moist-on" or whatever you call it?! :D

Or throw stones properly

 

LOL! was down the beach the other week when my lass tried it, I laughed so much she wouldnt throw any more!! :rofl:

you still cant fookin drive tho :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Come stand in the middle of the road.... i can drive - straight into you :tongue:

 

Or throw stones properly

 

:rolleyes: i gues its girly girls who cant do stuff like that... some of us - farmers daughters n all.... not only can we throw stones... but do a hell of alot of other stuff lil girly girls who are scared to break a nail or two cant do :dance:

 

LOL! well neither can you girls when you get your "deep-on" or "moist-on" or whatever you call it?! :D

 

LMFAO @ moist-on.... FFS no wonder my seat is always wet.... wait its raining :tongue:

Come stand in the middle of the road.... i can drive - straight into you :tongue:

 

exactly, you can aim a car but thats not driving :tongue: :tongue:

exactly, you can aim a car but thats not driving :tongue: :tongue:

 

Ok, I can get my car from A - B and to Z if I need to, without pushing it... actually using it engine on, gear changing etc etc - technically thats driving.

I agree - if I was out on a track being a twat I'd more than likely lose control - mind you so have alot of MEN .... :xxx:

And besides a pigeon or two... the only thing i have crashed into was a goat. :rolleyes: it wasnt my fault tho... he jumped in front of me last minute!! :wack:

Well I'm glad you are all women

ok, on 1st impression it may seem great but....

 

we dont ever have to go through childbirth!! :D :p :dance:

 

 

Neithe do we if we choose not to ain't it grand :)

Oh, and a ruck is in RUGBY.

We know that stupid.

you still cant fookin drive tho :rofl: :rofl:

That's strange then as I've been driving for 23 years and only ever had one accident because some spanish twat forget to look and drove straight at me in his rather large lorry.

Neithe do we if we choose not to ain't it grand :)

 

ahh, but we can have kids & still not go through it!! :tongue:

That's strange then as I've been driving for 23 years and only ever had one accident because some spanish twat forget to look and drove straight at me in his rather large lorry.

 

LOL! that doesnt mean you can drive - just that you havnt crashed LOL! :D

Or throw stones properly

Throwing stones been doing that since I was a child nice flat smooth ones skimming across the local boating lake or cross the tops of waves on the sea oh and knocking objects off walls.

 

Oh yes I can change a plug, replace a washer on a dripping tap, change the brakes on a car, remove and replace most parts on an engine, use power tools, and Oh and I do the girlie girl things like wear high heeled shoes, paint my nails, sew, cook and shop if I have to.

 

:p :p :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

That's strange then as I've been driving for 23 years and only ever had one accident because some spanish twat forget to look and drove straight at me in his rather large lorry.

 

 

 

That just means you drive like a girl. SLOW :tongue:

ok ... you guys can slate us as much as u like... but you couldnt live without us girlies!!

 

U need us...

we can as soon as men can give birth.

we can as soon as men can give birth.

 

so if u were 'able' to give birth.... you'd let another bloke get u pregnant! :shock: bit of man on man....

That just means you drive like a girl. SLOW :tongue:

I was stuck in traffic no where to go :cry:

 

Oh if you think I drive slow you didn't see me last saturday morning driving from Rotherham to Northampton. Just glad I didn't get caught ;)