A man in Wales buys several sheep hoping to breed them for wool. After

several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and

phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial

insemination.

 

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting

to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep

are pregnant. The vet tells him that the sheep will stop standing around and

instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.

 

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that

artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So he

loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex

with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

 

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing they are all still

standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take so loads them in

the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep

twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.

 

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

 

"Try again" he tells himself and proceeds to load them up again, does his

thing, drives home and falls listlessly into bed.

 

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of

the window. He asks his wife to look and tell him if the sheep are lying in

the grass.

 

"No" she says "they're all in the Land Rover and one of them is beeping the

horn!

lmao.... :rofl: