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Guest 300zx_girl

1) 'where the heck is my hubby - he cant park to save his life'

2) 'when i said it handles like its on rails - i didnt mean literally stoopid male'

3) 'fooking tornados'

4) 'typical men.. playing dodgems with my car'

5) 'cant find the leak hun... sorry'

6) 'Easy way of changing the tyre - WTF was he thinking?'

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" is this what the BMW salesperson meant when it goes round corners sideways"



" this car really does handle like its on rails :rofl:



" Honey, this car is realy driving me up the wall :rofl:



" when i said i wanted tramlines i menat in my hair!! "



" read the label on the front old man .. it says DODGE as in out of the way im in a hurry"



" you can in a Nissan ... you cant a Mazda!"


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Guest funkster

women have more crashes but men dont fvck around when we crash. normally cuz were doing around 100mph while eating a kfc turning a corner and changing gear at the same time.

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