I'll kick it off with...

 

Cat

a subway is a chain of sandwich bar type shop, where you been all your life :rofl: :rofl:

 

Well , as part of my very strict and secret Catholic training , I had to spend years making sure the young trainee nuns wouldn`t give up their vocations due to their entirely natural physical needs and desires . I helped them to achieve all that they could in terms of total and multiple orgasms , so that they could at last say , " Jesus , I`m all yours " . And sometimes they said it in prayer an` all , apparantly ;)

 

:rofl: is that why you always see 2 nuns together, so 1 nun makes sure the other nun dont get none :rofl: :rofl:

Arf ! Arf ! :rofl:

Sorry , Yampiedog , that Carl seems to have gone off-piste again !

He`s a bit like Liam Fookin` Gallagher to my Noel :rofl:

Sorry , Yampiedog , that Carl seems to have gone off-piste again !

He`s a bit like Liam fucking wanker` Gallagher to my Noel Edmunds :rofl:

 

tut tut watch the language :nono:

tut tut watch the language :nono:

Totally PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Actually DID LOL there !

Still laffin` ..tw* t :rofl:

Still laffin` ..tw* t :rofl:

 

we know what tickles you then :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anyway , where were we ?

we know what tickles you then :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes , basically it`s insults , let`s face it :rofl:

how to ruin a good thread just leave it to me and slowhand we will ruin any thread, ruined threads are us :rofl: :rofl:

how to ruin a good thread just leave it to me and slowhand we will ruin any thread, ruined threads are us :rofl: :rofl:

" Build it and they will come...and fookin` ruin it " :rofl:

Zebedee time

Zebedee time

 

boing slowhand got an erection :rofl: :rofl:

In the words of Noel Coward : " You anticipate , dear boy " . Mind you , I generally wake up feeling up for it. The problem is "it " ain`t usually there .

;)

TMI

I`M GANNING ..NITE ALL :cool:

In the words of Noel Coward : " You anticipate , dear boy " . Mind you , I generally wake up feeling up for it. The problem is "it " ain`t usually there .

;)

 

thats coz you spent all your life with nuns :rofl: :rofl:

thats coz you spent all your life with nuns :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: Only thefirst bit..the next phase was with the Christian B*stard Brothers of Ireland...strange that I`m now what they call an atheist , innit ? :rofl: :rofl: