http://vbulletin.thesite.org/archive/index.php/t-16192.html

 

 

just looking up random stuff as you do, look what i came up with. i laughed my head off

If you're still worried then just hold tightly underneith the head and pull the foreskin back and forth as quickly as possible. After a while your arm is bound to hurt but after a bit of practice one of your arms are gonna be noticably stronger than the other! If this isn't enough, simply ask

 

Omfg :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

step by step guide woman lol

thanks every body for the replies. I was not execpting anyone to. I will try and get hold of some porn maybe record channel 5 on a wednesday night and as someone said "just get hold of it".

 

Thanks again every one.

Tin Tin

 

fooking hell.... even if i never knew what i was doing - i wouldnt ask the 'general public'

 

I imagine him to be some poor sod who sits in his dark bedroom all day, on the pc - ALL DAY... or working in an underground lab or something

p.s.. the the hell am i missing on channel 5 on a wednesday night thats sooo good...

 

:slap:

fooking hell.... even if i never knew what i was doing - i wouldnt ask the 'general public'

 

I imagine him to be some poor sod who sits in his dark bedroom all day, on the pc - ALL DAY... or working in an underground lab or something

 

thats most of this forum then bar ME

 

PMSL

 

I CAN DO IT WITH BOTH HANDS, LEFT HAND ISNT AS STRAIGHT BUT ITS A GUD LAUGH TRYING LOL

Aww the poor boy. In need of some help me thinks.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

could really fook with his mind and tell him he has to shove a finger up his ass aswell :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Aww the poor boy. In need of some help me thinks.

 

 

does that mean your gonna give the poor boy a hand eileen :rofl: :rofl: :tongue:

 

perhaps someone should tell him you can beat an egg but you cant beat a w@nk

 

So where's the "G" spot that b@st@rd dont bloody exist :confused:

could really fook with his mind and tell him he has to shove a finger up his ass aswell :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

:rofl: :rofl: pure evil but so worth the laugh :rofl: :rofl:

could really fook with his mind and tell him he has to shove a finger up his ass aswell :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

u do pocky bum ****s aswell then

 

pmsl

does that mean your gonna give the poor boy a hand eileen :rofl: :rofl: :tongue: :

 

Na thought I'd leave that up to you guys lol

 

:So where's the "G" spot that b@st@rd dont bloody exist :confused:

 

You hopeless case you still not able to figure it out yet. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Its lucky it wasn't a woman asking how to satisfy herself otherwise the posted reply would be 5 pages long :rofl: :x:

Its lucky it wasn't a woman asking how to satisfy herself otherwise the posted reply would be 5 pages long :rofl: :x:

 

Be no trouble the poor guy learning how to bash 1 out then, but think how interesting the post would be :rofl: :rofl:

just looking up random stuff as you do, look what i came up with

Ok Tim........sorry I mean Karl :rofl:

lol, surely it would just, come naturally, to him. at least no-one can call him a :xxx: .....YET!

why thx mate im a confest ****er .......................in front of the mirror, hahahaha have u dun that, u should see the faces you make lol, also shagged infront of the mirror thats good, just oil ur self up and slip in to her and keep looking, porn king on the go.

 

rotfpmsl

OMFG - tooooo much info!

A bit maybe, mirrors on the ceiling come to mind. ;)

well.... depends if u keep your eyes open or not :p

why thx mate im a confest ****er .......................in front of the mirror, hahahaha have u dun that, u should see the faces you make lol, also shagged infront of the mirror thats good, just oil ur self up and slip in to her and keep looking, porn king on the go.

 

rotfpmsl

 

karl have you ever been cought bashing one out behind the bathroom door?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fooking good place to hide innit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i bashed one out on the m25 once doing 70mph it was hard at first to get into the rythem, but after keeping the steering straight and controlling the thrashes it was kool, i was well horney that day, lol why am i telling you this stuff. fuk it i dont care.

 

 

pmsl

i bashed one out on the m25 once doing 70mph it was hard at first to get into the rythem, but after keeping the steering straight and controlling the thrashes it was kool, i was well horney that day, lol why am i telling you this stuff. fuk it i dont care.

 

 

pmsl

too much built up aggression you need the release. no wonder you have wipe clean seats and door cards could get a little sticky at 70+ mph. when you said you were getting a spunky new interior i didn't think you meant literary :rofl: :rofl:

too much built up aggression you need the release. no wonder you have wipe clean seats and door cards could get a little sticky at 70+ mph. when you said you were getting a spunky new interior i didn't think you meant literary :rofl: :rofl:

 

rotfpmsl

 

 

how did you know, dont tell me i am the only one that have dun stuff like this, by the way did i tell ya a sexy bird was doing the same next to me, but herself.

 

karl

rotfpmsl

 

 

how did you know, dont tell me i am the only one that have dun stuff like this, by the way did i tell ya a sexy bird was doing the same next to me, but herself.

 

karl

shut up some of us dont get any you know !!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: