...so learn how to protect yourself from your woman :rofl:

 

Thats quality - I like the whole chocolate idea :rofl:

I prefer the flowers, and the hot bath so take note Prof lol

pmsl :rofl: i love the fact to stands for "Prehistoric Monster Syndrome" :rofl:

PMS does not go well with Smart Ass synndrome.

 

For instance.

 

"Hunny, Does this skirt make me look fat?"

Mix this with Smart Ass Syndrome.

"Hunny, nothing makes you look fat, Fat makes yoou look fat."

PMS does not go well with Smart Ass synndrome.

 

For instance.

 

"Hunny, Does this skirt make me look fat?"

Mix this with Smart Ass Syndrome.

"Hunny, nothing makes you look fat, Fat makes yoou look fat."

 

pmsl :rofl: i wouldn't dare try that at the moment :D

pmsl :rofl: i wouldn't dare try that at the moment :D

 

and you can never trust something that bleeds for a week and dont die! :tongue:

PMS does not go well with Smart Ass synndrome.

 

For instance.

 

"Hunny, Does this skirt make me look fat?"

Mix this with Smart Ass Syndrome.

"Hunny, nothing makes you look fat, Fat makes yoou look fat."

 

or "does my bum look big in this?"

 

"of coures it does - you have a fat arse!"

 

:rofl:

I think I learn't it all wrong at school.

I thought PMS lasted about 29 days or is that just my ex? :rofl:

I thought PMS lasted about 29 days or is that just my ex? :rofl:

 

and i must of married her, now my ex wife coz of it........fooking head case

I think I learn't it all wrong at school.

I thought PMS lasted about 29 days or is that just my ex? :rofl:

 

LOL!! no, my ex too chris! :smash:

trouble is us blokes are obliveous to it we just think what the fooks wrong with you, you miserable cow. I think far to much enthuses is put on it these days!

 

Just get on with it girls and stop giving us a hard time

 

now i'm in for it :rofl: :rofl:

trouble is us blokes are obliveous to it we just think what the fooks wrong with you, you miserable cow. I think far to much enthuses is put on it these days!

 

Just get on with it girls and stop giving us a hard time

 

now i'm in for it :rofl: :rofl:

 

I think we girls might be boiling your head lol

I think we girls might be boiling your head lol

 

on blob then :rofl:

on blob then :rofl:

We don't need excuses to boil your head, but I think we might swosh it a bit first in a vice then boil it in used brake fluid. :tongue: :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

We don't need excuses to boil your head, but I think we might swosh it a bit first in a vice then boil it in used brake fluid. :tongue: :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

 

and thats when your on your 3 weeks off :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

how do you think i feel , there my blooming initials ,, blooming parents ! P.M.S

 

 

Paul Micheal Stevens

 

its why i can never have a private plate!!!! allthought i have and it says hulk!! mot sure whuch is better tbh agh well