These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)

collected by schools from all over the country (UK).

 

 

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.

today. Please execute him.

 

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had

her shot.

 

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,

30, 31, 32, and also 33.

 

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

 

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he

fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

 

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his

face.

 

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.

He was hurt in the growing part.

 

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been

bothered by very close veins.

 

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

 

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose

vowels.

 

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had

(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

 

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had

diarrhea and his boots leak.

 

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

 

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

 

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping

because I don't know what size she wear.

 

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We

forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found

it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

 

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to

attend her funeral.

 

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She

spent a weekend with the Marines.

 

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold

and could not breed well.

 

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed

with gramps.

 

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

 

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

 

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,

sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also

sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever

and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and

fever. There must be something going around, her father even got

hot last night.

 

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.

His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in

bed with the doctor.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: fook thats funny chocked on me fag.....oops that didnt sound right but he didnt mind :hurl:

 

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had

(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

pure class that 1

:rofl: :rofl:

 

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.

His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in

bed with the doctor.

is this what u parents really write lol, no wonder all kids these days are fat lol carnt do PE for this and that. pmsl

Well my mother allways made sure my boots didn't leak when I had die, diahr, dierre, the shits. Just think of the mess it would make :p

Amusing but I think they are made up or exaggerated to make them funnier.

i havent dun it mate, dont have enough time