Got no water :mad: Neither has the rest of the village.

Need to put washing machine and diswasher on and want to have a bath and I can't!!! :mad:

Surely the water board are supposed to inform you of things like this :mad:

Not if it's just happened. Give them a call and tell them there's a problem. If you don't tell them, how are they supposed to know?

OOOOWW stinky :tongue:

God is punishing you for what you did to your poor Zed! :tongue:

If it's like other pink things, without washing it'll start to smell of cheese :x: :rofl:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! Phoned them at half 11 and they said there was a burst water pipe and it would definately be back on by 12! Nearly 1pm now and I am still stinky!!!! :cry: :rolleyes:

Can smell you from here !

Shut up you - you dont have any water over there either!!!

Just called them again and now they are saying 2pm!!!

you can use my shower if you like. lol

Bit too far - but thanks anyway! Would never make it back in time for the school run! :rolleyes:

And my zed is dead :cry:

Couldnt get there if I tried :cry:

Bit too far - but thanks anyway! Would never make it back in time for the school run! :rolleyes:

And my zed is dead :cry:

Couldnt get there if I tried :cry:

id come and get you but my zed is hibernating from the rain. lol.

i'll go and make you a cup of tea if you like :D

Nearly 1pm now and I am still stinky!!!! :cry: :rolleyes:

 

Can smell you from here !

 

And my zed is dead :cry:

 

God is punishing you for what you did to your poor Zed! :tongue:

 

I reckon it's given up the will to live and committed suicide!

Well, many thanks for all the sympathy guys :rolleyes:

Just for all of you who were soooo concerned, my water is back on and Im drinking a cuppa while waiting for my bath to run!!

:dance:

 

:rofl:

 

;)

Well, many thanks for all the sympathy guys :rolleyes:

Just for all of you who were soooo concerned, my water is back on and Im drinking a cuppa while waiting for my bath to run!!

:dance:

ahh i recon you should have jumped into the river. gone back to nature so to speak :wack:

Could have been a good idea gaz except the river is where everybodys sewage is pumped so would have come out smelling ten times worse :p

 

And si - :slap: :rofl:

Could have been a good idea gaz except the river is where everybodys sewage is pumped so would have come out smelling ten times worse :p

 

And si - :slap: :rofl:

oh nice :hurl: :rofl: :rofl:

Could have been a good idea gaz except the river is where everybodys sewage is pumped so would have come out smelling ten times worse :p

 

And si - :slap: :rofl:

 

By law, sewage shouldn't be pumped into rivers. Besides, you live right next to the river. You nipping off in the night to have a 'secret naturist turd' or something?

 

:rofl:

By law, sewage shouldn't be pumped into rivers. Besides, you live right next to the river. You nipping off in the night to have a 'secret naturist turd' or something?

 

:rofl:

 

Everyone in the village has sewage tanks which then all gets broken down etc... and pumped into the rhine. Stinky in the summer!! :hurl:

Sewage tanks should be pumped via collection services. That's a serious breach of health a safety. I'd get in touch with the HSE and take it up with them.