Posted November 10, 200618 yr The following are good laws that govern our everyday existence!! *LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE* *Law of Mechanical Repair*: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. *Law of the Workshop*: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. *Law of Probability*: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. *Law of the Telephone*: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. *Law of the Alibi*: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law*: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). *Law of the Bath*: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. *Law of Close Encounters*: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with *Law of the Result*: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. *Law of Biomechanics*: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. *Law of the Theatre*: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. *Law of Coffee*: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold. *Murphy's Law of Lockers*: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. *Law of Rugs/Carpets*: The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. *Law of Location*: No matter where you go, there you are *Law of Logical Argument*: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. *Brown's** Law*: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. *Wilson's Law*: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
November 10, 200618 yr Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee! Flippin hurts too :o
November 10, 200618 yr Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee! Flippin hurts too :o Glad I don't have that problem luv lol :eek:
November 10, 200618 yr Another one: After you have just chopped fresh chillis you'll need a pee! Flippin hurts too :o Couldnt agree more, made that mistake with a birdeye chill. wow did that hurt.
The following are good laws that govern our everyday existence!!
*LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE*
*Law of Mechanical Repair*:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
or you'll have to pee.
*Law of the Workshop*:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
*Law of Probability*:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
*Law of the Telephone*:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
*Law of the Alibi*:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law*:
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
*Law of the Bath*:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
*Law of Close Encounters*:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with
*Law of the Result*:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Law of Biomechanics*:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Law of the Theatre*:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
*Law of Coffee*:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Murphy's Law of Lockers*:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
*Law of Rugs/Carpets*:
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
*Law of Location*:
No matter where you go, there you are
*Law of Logical Argument*:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
*Brown's** Law*:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
*Wilson's Law*:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.