Dear Technical Support,

 

> >

 

> >18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,

 

> >which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are

 

> >apparently conflicts between these two products and the only

 

> >solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned

 

> >off.

 

> >

 

> >To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several

 

> >other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and

 

> >Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

 

> >

 

> >I tried a shareware program, Slapper

 

>2.1, but it had many bugs and

 

> >left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for

 

> >several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and

 

> >Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these

 

> >two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my

 

> >hardware.

 

> >

 

> >I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this

 

> >product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0

 

> >tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled

 

> >with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

 

> >

 

> >Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be

 

> >very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were

 

> >automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

 

> >They then resurfaced months later when I had

 

>forgotten about them.

 

> >Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,

 

> >and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These

 

> >latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what

 

> >the problem is.

 

> >

 

> >Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

 

> >requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express

 

> >which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0

 

> >attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often

 

> >crashes.

 

> >

 

> >Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,

 

> >which can't be turned off.

 

> >

 

> >Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could

 

> >be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if

 

> >Wife 1.0 detects Mistress

 

>2005, it tends to delete all of your Money

 

> >before uninstalling itself.

 

 

 

> >Dear Tech Support:

 

> >

 

> >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

 

> >distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the

 

> >Flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under

 

> >Boyfriend 5.0.

 

> >

 

> >In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,

 

> >such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed

 

> >undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket

 

> >3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system.

 

> >I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

 

> >What can I do?

 

> >

 

> >Signed,

 

> >Desperate

 

> >------------------

 

> >

 

> >Dear Desperate:

 

> >

 

> >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0

 

>is an Entertainment Package, while

 

> >Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:

 

> >C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should

 

> >automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as

 

> >designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

 

> >Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above

 

> >application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,

 

> >Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

 

> >

 

> >WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring

 

> >Loudly.

 

> >

 

> >CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not

 

> >a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

 

> >memory and cannot learn new

 

>applications quickly. You might consider

 

> >buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I

 

> >personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >Good Luck,Tech Support

 

> >

 

> >------------------

 

> >

 

 

 

 

 

Best Regards Scrawni

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pmsl :rofl: absolutely brilliant :rofl:

haha excellent

Wow someone took the time to write all that? Hats off to them.