My son had his mate over to sleep so when i got a text asking if i fancied a few pints as you would expect i jumped at the chance :) wife wasnt too happy but i was only going out for a few games of pool and a few pints so stop moaning i said LOL

 

Anyway my mate has never been to a strip club before and as we now have a new one in sunny morecambe i thought it would be rude not to have a look :D

 

So a few pints turned into 7 or 8, then a few shots of sambuca then a bottle of sambuca :eek: (not my idea) then as it kicks in it would be rude not to have a dance or 3 oh and the lesbian show :D and all was great in the world until my mate decided while he's having a dance to touch the girls ass and promptly gets told to leave :slap: but tbh it was a good time as it was now 1am and well past my "few hours"

 

Wife was waiting on the door for me to give me a slap which got harder when i told her where i'd been LMAO and 5 hours sleep later and im up and have loads of work to do :o

 

So good night was had by all :smw:

 

Mike

ooops lmao!! ive ben to fyeo twice its a good night but they deffo dont like you touching the girls. one of the ones i had rubbed her nether regions across my nose (dirty dirty girl) you just know the bouncers are seeing most of them. sitting on your hands is a good way to stop them wondering thats what i did lmao!

 

glad you had a good night fella now go get a fry up!

Lapdances always seem like a good idea at the time, but when you sober up and think about it - do you really want some manky slapper rubbing her sweaty minge over your clothes. :hurl:

I'm neckin pineapple juice to sort me out this morning.

 

Nothing as exotic as a strip joint in my town but the beer still gets you just as pissed

Lapdances always seem like a good idea at the time, but when you sober up and think about it - do you really want some manky slapper rubbing her sweaty minge over your clothes. :hurl:

 

i was quite suprised as there was 3 or 4 really nice dancers :)

 

put it this was i will be going back ;)

morcambe isn't that far from me...

 

must have a night out there i think!

morcambe isn't that far from me...

 

must have a night out there i think!

 

hmmm maybe not a night out as you would be dissapointed as morecambe is a sh1t hole but at least theres now this place :hyper:

 

lancaster is a good night out so it would be worth going out round lancaster then going to the club later on as its open to 4am

lancaster is full of students! yey!

 

had a few good nights there!

 

so is morcambe just a taxi ride away? i wanna see strippers! lol

lancaster is full of students! yey!

 

had a few good nights there!

 

so is morcambe just a taxi ride away? i wanna see strippers! lol

 

yeh about 6 or 7 quid in a taxi to see some flesh :D

bargain!!!

Lapdances always seem like a good idea at the time, but when you sober up and think about it - do you really want some manky slapper rubbing her sweaty minge over your ROLLNECK. :hurl:

!!

So how much did u spend?????

So how much did u spend?????

 

wasnt too bad, i only spent £100 last night but the drinks were pretty cheap in there not like newcastle where the drinks were £6 a bottle of bud etc :eek:

 

problem is once your in the private area they pounce and hit you with "do you want us to do a lesbian show for you?" and who am i to say no :rofl:

so how far did they go in the lesbian show?!

so how far did they go in the lesbian show?!

 

we only had the basic one ie 2 girls in the private area but they do a longer one in the VIP area but thats more lol but mainly touching, kissing a bit of licking ;)

sounds a damn good night!

sounds a damn good night!

 

i would say the only thing wrong is theres no atmosphere as its pretty empty, but they did say it was usually busier than that?

we only had the basic one ie 2 girls in the private area but they do a longer one in the VIP area but thats more lol but mainly touching, kissing a bit of licking ;)

 

licking sounds good :rofl:

ooops lmao!! ive ben to fyeo twice its a good night but they deffo dont like you touching the girls. one of the ones i had rubbed her nether regions across my nose (dirty dirty girl) you just know the bouncers are seeing most of them. sitting on your hands is a good way to stop them wondering thats what i did lmao!

 

glad you had a good night fella now go get a fry up!

 

well aparantley sitting on your hands for a prolonged period of time numbs your hands of all feeling, so ideal for when you walk out of the joint, you can have a tug and it will feel like its someone else doing it, perfect finish to the night!!

well aparantley sitting on your hands for a prolonged period of time numbs your hands of all feeling, so ideal for when you walk out of the joint, you can have a tug and it will feel like its someone else doing it, perfect finish to the night!!

it was my bros stag do! i could hardly stand let along :xxx: :rofl:

god i need a f**k. sorry people im pi**ed. sarah i absolutly love u. sorry i cant spell coz im piss*d.

god i need a f**k. sorry people im pi**ed. sarah i absolutly love u. sorry i cant spell coz im piss*d.

 

 

:shock: i have a feeling your gonna regret this today

Mike, directions to lap dancers would have been far better than the M6 last night :slap: ;)

 

Paul.

:shock: i have a feeling your gonna regret this today

omg, you are so right.SORRY.

Mike, directions to lap dancers would have been far better than the M6 last night :slap: ;)

 

Paul.

 

Jesus paul follow road till roundabout turn right and follow to motorway :rofl:

 

But yeh would have been rude not to visit the club LOL

hay kirbz...i think me and jay need to come and have a look at this new club.... :)

 

pick up markzx and chrisC on the way ....... :dance:

 

oh sounds like you had a good night..... :cool:

 

 

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