.... even tho this will turn into male vs female!! :rofl:

 

 

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong

buttons.

 

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

 

 

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

 

 

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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

 

that's is the best one.... :rofl:

Zeds: female because they are good to look at, If you have one then you can't wait to get inside her, but cost you a fortune and constantly let you down. :rofl:

Zeds: female because they are good to look at, If you have one then you can't wait to get inside her, but cost you a fortune and constantly let you down. :rofl:

 

:rofl: :rofl: never a truer word said :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl :rofl:

Zeds: female because they are good to look at, If you have one then you can't wait to get inside her, but cost you a fortune and constantly let you down. :rofl:

 

:x: and drop the contents of their bottom end every month :x:

 

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Zeds are female the reasons being: They are the superior motor (as women are the superior sex). They insist on great attention to detail, command a high level of maintainence and you can not help but smile at all the admiring glances you get, when in the presence of one. They also haemorraghe money and cause unnecessary inconvenience at the most innappropriate of times. But come on lads you wouldnt be without either of us!!

:x: and drop the contents of their bottom end every month :x:

 

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